awkwardlyinthecity

An ongoing search for a fairytale romance through a city that continues to surprise me after every date.

[awkwardlyinthecity @awkwardlyNYC]

@delta I booked a flight from MDZ to EZE and now the flight is going to AEP? What!!! Help!!!!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to all the dormant volcanoes out there, just chillin', keepin' that magma to themselves and whatnot.

[Spencer Meade @spennyislennie]

Did God just wake up this morning and decide "Hey, I think I'm gonna fuck with everybody today?"

[awkwardlyinthecity @awkwardlyNYC]

Dropped a weight on my foot this morning at #Barre - looking forward to this nice #bruise that's forming! #awkwardlyinthecity

[awkwardlyinthecity @awkwardlyNYC]

Why are the last 5 minutes of the dryer really 20 minutes? @awkwardlyNYC @TheGoodGodAbove @comeadey @FirstWorldPains

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I no longer think Trump conspired with Russia to win the election, because he would have bragged about it to a barista by now.

[awkwardlyinthecity @awkwardlyNYC]

New #blog #post up about a day in my #awkwardlyinthecity life! #awkwardlynyc #nyc

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I'm done for the day.

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

I've been a stubborn hold-out but after today I'm gonna start calling Freedom fries French fries again.

[Spencer Meade @spennyislennie]

Why is Chris Pine hosting #SNL to promote Wonder Woman and not...you know...Wonder Woman?

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(+44): I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(302): You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Asking for a friend. (IG: vodkalana)

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Don't look at me.

[Spencer Meade @spennyislennie]

Resume Special Skill: I can drag my coworkers harder than a United Airlines employee

[awkwardlyinthecity @awkwardlyNYC]

#awkwardlyinthecity #awkwardlynyc https://t.co/eX93SyVzHz

[Spencer Meade @spennyislennie]

Going to pretend that what I just stepped in was mud even though it hasn't rained in a week.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Get me out of here.