awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗

what does clout mean ?

25 year-old canadian who can rock a pair of toe socks

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

Every morning for the last few years this lady walks by my house with her 2 Corgis. Yesterday she only had 1 and my heart sunk. She must of saw the sadness in my face and said "oh, Meatball is at home he's just being a lazy bum." Meatball my little fuzzy friend, you are a mood.

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

If my obituary reads like this one day. I'm coming for y'all.

Rip Wiarton Willie

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

Unrecognizable? I'm sorry but if this guy walked down the street I would still know that this was John Cena.

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

@Qurandale @ChriseanMalone It's money and is also a keepsake

[Halle @HalleBailey]

poetic justice, put it in a song 🖤🎶✨#Halloween2023

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

My bestie made me this amazing new girl cake for my 29th birthday! @iamgreenfield @NewGirlTVF

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

@_yyyyyyikes Omgeee sooo cute 😭

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

Seriously how did I not know Lewis Capaldi had a pizza brand. "The big sexy meaty one".

I can't... He is perfection

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

Me to me: do not spend any more money on things you don't need

Me: I need !!!!! :

[Vulture @vulture]

"Mom, I just won an Oscar" —Ke Huy Quan #oscars

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

@Edogp95 I was waiting for this comment 😂.

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

Unrecognizable? I'm sorry but if this guy walked down the street I would still know that this was John Cena.

[Jeremy, Writer & Dad & Collector of Parks @JeremyWingert79]

My hot take is that most of us have not adequately processed the trauma of the pandemic. And our sprawling, unprocessed trauma chews away at our brains in myriad ways that make us anxious about why we can’t seem to live our lives as instinctively or as joyously as we did in 2019.

[unfriendly black hottie @eden__habte]

lmaooo this guy had to get married to learn that he shouldn’t have Coke for breakfast

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

@eden__habte Lmao girl you kill me ❤️

[unfriendly black hottie @eden__habte]

why am I cleaning a grown man’s room for him is the real question

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

@suadaxo @boxedwinemami Yes details ❤️😔

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

One of Selena Gomez jokes at the Emmys was that at least the paparazzi are never with Martin short and Steven Martin and her but girl you are so wrong

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

But for real I want access into this folder #QueenElizabeth

[awkward nugget 🐣🐣🍗 @awkwardnugget24]

@MoFromStreamr Aha no! But I'll have my notebook all ready when it comes out. I love playing Nancy Drew 🔍