Awkward Penis

My neighbors an asshole

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#RuinAWeddingIn5Words I have a small penis

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Call my penis NASA because it's headed towards Uranus

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A penis lives a sad life: His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him

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#5wordsihatetohear your penis is not big

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People always think I come on to hard when I talk ._.

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@BigNateKoch aha man stop with these puns lol

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@BigNateKoch I was just gonna tweet about that

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@awkwardpenis lol. 69...

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#WhyIHateInstagram it won't let me upload pictures of my penis

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#NameYourBoobsAfterASong my penis in between them..... That's a new song I just made up

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#whybeinarelationshipif you got your right hand

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Girls talking about riding in exotic cars and how amazing they are, girl then I don't think you've tried out this DICK BEFORE

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Everyone at my schools a dick

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@miilkkk oh ya baby so sexy

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I think I'm the only penis in the world that has arms

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Would you like to hold my hand?

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From now on if you want a follow back you have to blow me

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@ntorch96 @Baller414 @Domtheguy @miilkkk @ntoller your friends an asshole just like my neighbour

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@Baller414 @Domtheguy @miilkkk @ntorch96 @ntoller just don't hit me in the nuts anything but that

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My arms are to short I can't trim my own hair!