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A dork in progress. I can't fight it anymore, I'm going through an awkward phase. Singer/songwriter @ghostfossils.

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SO many Oreo flavors. Must be Manic! at Nabisco.

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I was today years old when I learned that Dick Cheney was in an episode of Doctor Who.

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@Louiswingard41 @ThexyBeatht_2 Yes 😊

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@DanielRPK The scene where Black Widow and Black Panther came through a Black Hole and gave Howard the Duck a Black Eye brought the theater to their feet. Standing "O" (and I don't mean ovation).

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Still alive but also somehow haunting restrooms.

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@PracticalBedlam Hey, nice chompers!

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@herprettybones bein' all like "zucchiNO bread for you"

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@herprettybones Gummies? Yes. Bears? No. 😌

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@_Jizzabelle Gadzooks! 🫣

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@lulubeans42 Glad to hear that! Doing well as well! Or good as well. Or, you know, I'm fine lol

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@lulubeans42 Hope you've been well 😊

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@_Jizzabelle Wait, it's not??! 🫣

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@PracticalBedlam

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@EnglAhole12 @TheStingisBack

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@EmAsInMoney

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@EmAsInMoney

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@EmAsInMoney a movie named after me kinda has to be this amazing tbh 😌

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@SmithBrend56905 Oh wow interesting, what kind of mural?

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@mistrustme1 Better than serving unsolicited onions.