i . . . i mean we're together, dude ! i can't just steal from him !
i'd never hate you ! don't mistake my forgetfulness for hatred, we can always hang out more —
it’s what you didn’t do!!!! it’s been MONTHS!!!! you’ve been LIVING with a jock!!! and you haven’t even stolen any undies from him for me.
it’s like the easiest heist ever!!! but you just hate me. :(