Whitney McShan

Jack of all trades. Master of, well. Nvm.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Sound On: Elephants rushing to greet a new orphan at an elephant sanctuary.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

WORK EMAIL: Hey will you do this?

ME, OUT LOUD: noooooooooo pleaaaaaase noooooooo godddddd please don't make me do this please god fuck you noooooo

ME, EMAIL: Yup! Will circle back momentarily :)

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

This GIF of Judge Aquilina throwing away the letter Larry Nassar wrote the court about how hard it is for him to listen to victim testimonies PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL.

[Buddhism Now @Buddhism_Now]

Morning meditation: Noticing a single shortcoming in ourselves is far more useful than seeing a 1,000 in someone else. We can correct our own. Dalai Lama

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

Would smooch
#TheShapeofWater #werewolves https://t.co/mxjmSsVqaW

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

Mother and daughter enjoying a Christmas Eve fire. https://t.co/zgv4KssM5y

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

IF YOU SPRINT INTO THE WOODS ON DECEMBER 31ST AT SUNDOWN YOU WILL FORGET THAT TIME EVER MATTERED TO YOU BY MIDNIGHT

KEEP RUNNING

YOU ARE FINALLY FREE

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

@TaraBrach Thank you for your guided meditations! I'm a beginner and your talks and meditations have helped me a lot.

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

@bubble_battles It's Raksha, after the wolf mom in Jungle Book. She lacks a lot of the wisdom and grace, though.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. TERRY PRATCHETT

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

About to start reading Fingersmith (late to the party, I know) and all I keep hearing in my mind is "what's better than a period drama? A lesbian period drama." @RoxeteraRibbons #lesbianliterature #becauseiamanadult

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Retweet to spread the holiday cheer! We’re surprising fans with #BobsBurgers swag. 🎄 https://t.co/nWAVe507Al

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

Someone has to be the center of family game night. #gamenight #englishshepherd #cutedog https://t.co/MZkwCfCzkc

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

Me: You've been looking really good lately, baby. Let's go for a spa weekend and make out in the hot tub.
My hearing impaired wife: In a hot dog? Kinky.
#marriage #hearingloss #hearingimpaired #funny

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

I don't think she's ever been this happy. #snowdog #snowintexas #snowinaustin

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

It was 90° a few days ago. I'm ecstatic. #snow texas #AustinTX #snowinaustin

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

#Christmas https://t.co/LRH3o53Fkx

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside
ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

@mstarovic @realDonaldTrump #Dreams. If the gov ever finds my tumblr I'll probably be put in a secret camp somewhere. I gotta stay low profile.

[Whitney McShan @awkwhit]

KISS KISS KISS ❤️ #TheXFiles #MulderandScully https://t.co/ZRGwfpORcO

[The X-Files @thexfiles]

They're closer than they've ever been to the truth... and each other. 😱 #TheXFiles