Zach (IUFB 16-0 🌹🍑🏆)

so many imposters who can I vent to?

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

good morning

[Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT @jmthrivept]

David Johnson, the 2016 RB1 overall?

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

I said this about AI well over a year ago. Using it to diagnose and fire people with medical conditions so they lose their insurance AND their income is somehow even more heartless and evil than I’d predicted.

[Whiplash347 @Whiplash437]

BREAKING: Evanston, Illinois has ordered Flock Safety to remove all cameras after a state audit found that the company had improperly shared Illinois data with federal agencies.

[Ryan Summers @Oddernod]

Holy smokes, is this one of the best sports photos ever?!?

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🤯🇺🇸 OFFICIAL: 'Ted Lasso' star, CRISTO FERNANDEZ, has officially made his debut for El Paso Locomotive.

The Mexican actor has fulfilled his dream of becoming a professional footballer.

"FOOTBALL IS LIFE". ❤️👏🏼

[Zach (IUFB 16-0 🌹🍑🏆) @Awkwvh]

Pulisic is the most overrated player in the WC

[Zach (IUFB 16-0 🌹🍑🏆) @Awkwvh]

https://t.co/PX911RGCV8

[LeBron James @KingJames]

LFG!!!!!! THE 🤫 HAS 🛬 at the World Cup! Helluva goal there Young 🤴🏾! 🫡. GO 🇺🇸

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

Lionel Messi scored his first World Cup goal in 2006 while aged 18 years 11 months and wearing #19.

Lamine Yamal scored his first World Cup goal in 2026 while aged 18 years 11 months and wearing #19.

Destiny.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Paul Carr @PaulCarr]

#USMNT had 71% possession in the first half, its most in the first half of a World Cup game in the modern era.

[Corey J. Mahler @CoreyJMahler]

If you think regulatory law doesn’t matter, stare at this bottle until you realize your error.

[blanc @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Zach (IUFB 16-0 🌹🍑🏆) @Awkwvh]

@49ers Garrett trade drained all the color from the 49ers