Titty Shlongwater

she/him

[Liam @LimNeeson]

Being a Maryland football fan is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my life

[Titty Shlongwater @awl6455]

@NewEraZach @grok @grok do the same for me

[Titty Shlongwater @awl6455]

@DCBarno How do you get people to show up when locks is the coach? Can’t believe I bought season tickets giving them away at this point for free

[Titty Shlongwater @awl6455]

@TerpsFootball How do we not fire locks? He’s such a bum and has no pride. no one can be showing up to games anymore and it’s his fault

[Titty Shlongwater @awl6455]

Maryland football makes me want to kill myself

[Titty Shlongwater @awl6455]

@Jeff_Ermann Please tell me there’s hope Jeff. Looks like we’re screwed for years to come with locks at the helm.

[Titty Shlongwater @awl6455]

@testudotimes Fire locks please this guy sucks

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@testudotimes Locks is lucky he has recruits or his ass has to be on the chopping block. So bad at coaching but tbia right? Best is never now but for sure ahead right?

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

This is Cinema

[Titty Shlongwater @awl6455]

Happy Leif Erikson day

[Mr. Dangatang🍌 @MDangatang]

Been a while but I am BACK burner Twitter. Am at the Maryland vs Charlotte game. MD is sucking, but just saw a titty pop out on the big screen. Terps are losing but the crowd is winning

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Fuck you joe

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That game was incredibly painful 😓

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@bleshgo Two chiefs rbs is a crazy person move

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I meant win a game again. Terps suck balls

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Maryland basketball might never lose a game ever again

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Maryland basketball might never lose a game ever again

[Titty Shlongwater @awl6455]

@theScore screwing me over again having the score of sam Houston swapped stupid app

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Wildest dreams still slaps everytime

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I have made the worst bet of all time