Alan Maher

Texas Swimming '10 🤘🏼, Engineer, NB4L

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@jasonwhitlock You’re comparing the Rose Bowl to the Cheese It Citrus Bowl?

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@Kanak4Heisman12 Michigan absolutely would not be in the playoffs if they swapped their loss to Oklahoma with a win over a cupcake. They only played 2 other ranked opponents, and they lost both.

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@geoffschwartz Interesting theory. So why isn’t Bama being left out for losing to a 5-7 FSU team that just got dog walked by Florida?

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@EvanVieth The most telling thing will be how they rank Texas & Vandy. If Vandy is ahead, the whole thing is a joke.

1.) Texas beat Vandy

2.) Texas dominated OU, who beat Bama, who dominated Vandy

“But Texas lost to Florida”

3.) Florida dominated FSU, who beat Bama, who dominated Vandy

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@jeremy____22 @HornTakes We beat the current 8 and 14 ranked teams, who would both likely be top 5 right now had they beaten us. For the record: I’m not one of the ones that’s wants us to cancel big OOC opponents. I’m just saying it’s a fact that we’d be in the top 12 right now if we did.

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@gkketch @loslonghorns Good call.

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@BON_SBNation You should be embarrassed for not knowing the answer to this question.

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@TSUnfiltered First game of the 2006 season against North Texas.

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@DovySimuMMA Nate Diaz.

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@SSN_USC @Hayesfawcett3 You must not be very familiar with A&M if you’re unaware of what they do with goats.

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@Aaron_Maher1 Hey!

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@carebearkieran You’re just assuming Arch isn’t going to improve at all throughout this offseason? Strange take.

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@BussinWTB The Josh Norman interaction is not a highlight.

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@danruiz09 @KendallRogers @TexasBaseball I’m aware of how the game works, but Texas secured all three victories without needing to use their final 3 at bats in any of the three games. Every baseball game has a final at bat, but not all baseball games are decided by the final at bat. Do you see my point now?

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@KendallRogers @TexasBaseball I don’t think I tried that hard, honestly. You just accused me of not even watching the series, so I felt like I should explain what I meant.

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@danruiz09 @KendallRogers @TexasBaseball None of the games were decided by the final at bat, Dan.

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@KendallRogers @danruiz09 @TexasBaseball Well yea, I know you’re not. Your team lost the series, and you’re trying to convince your followers it was closer than it was. Put up the poll with three options: yes, no, and who cares.

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@KendallRogers @danruiz09 @TexasBaseball You can shut me up real quick if you want. You have 160k followers (I’m obviously a nobody). Put up a poll on your Twitter that says “Is a baseball game that ends in the top of the 9th inning ever decided by the final at bat?”, and then post the results.

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@danruiz09 @KendallRogers @TexasBaseball Don’t overthink it, Dan. The three games were absolutely not decided by the final at bat. It doesn’t take a baseball genius to know that or point it out. Kendall knows I’m right, which is why I called him on it.