Stan 🕊️🦢🦜

Stan ~ He/Him ~ I'm just tired. Please let me sleep 😔

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

So uh, Richie rights? They don't exist.

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

You ever just... Pick a pigeon up off the street?

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@MommyKaspbrak @stutterinbilly Will do!

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly We can make an Instagram page for them...

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly It's okay we'll teach them to get along if they don't,

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly @lifeIight Oh,,, I love it!!

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

So uh, anyone want to... "adopt" a penguin?

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly @lifeIight Well,, we should go... adopt them really soon then. 🥰 What do you want to name them?

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@MommyKaspbrak @stutterinbilly Oh no, it's completely devoid of sugar and made with completely all natural no GMO apples!

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly @lifeIight You really think so 🥺🥺🥺

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly @lifeIight 🥺🥺😳😳Oh, do you think I'm ready to be a dad?

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly @lifeIight Operation adopt penguins is really coming together.

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly Yea, good idea. We shouldn't bring Eddie this time, he'll talk the whole time.... @lifeIight I feel like you would be a serious asset to this operation.

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly I want seven. When can we leave?

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly They do,,, I love them.

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly The stairs are gone.

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly 👀 We can get more then one

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@stutterinbilly I'll fight your stairs, I'm on my way.

[Stan 🕊️🦢🦜 @awoocard]

@MommyKaspbrak @stutterinbilly Aw, drat you've caught me Mrs. K! I made you a pie (all natural ingredients of course!) I wanted it to be a surprise, but, oh well!