Austin

Hardcore kid and meteorologist since birth. Enjoy the retweets and occasional rambles

[Austin @AWPattie]

What a god damn journey it’s been. 4 of the best years of my life. I know once life starts throwing lead bricks at my head I want to go back to Athens.

[Ben Shapiro בן שפירו (פארודיה) (Daily Wire +) @BenShapiro_IL]

"Why haven't you died for Israel yet?"

[Brutal Truth Bombs @FORTRESSMAXXING]

If you're shocked by this, just remember that Israel and America normalized murdering scientists btw

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Great life. Two kids, beautiful wife, no boss and I can say whatever I want. Nuke Israel.

[Buster Boy @Buster_Boy22]

Iron Sheik seeing Hulk Hogan touchdown in the afterlife

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Sound like a bitch to me

[big duntles @biglunty]

sitting on these with the lads and having a couple pints directly up your arse >>>

[mark normand @marknorm]

Morning routine - 6:30am

[doomer @uncledoomer]

when the menu at the restaurant is a QR code

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

my opps can’t even to begin to fathom what i’m on

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Future has summoned the evil lord Cthulhu, bringing darkness upon earth for 30 years

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Patrick Mahomes takes the snap”

The Eagles defense:

[kegstand jesus @KegstandJesus]

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

everyone during the halftime show

[jeremy @then0wnow]

drake rolled out on stage like this

[AB @AB84]

im cryin dis ho rly sound like butters from South Park