Jake N

B.S. Meteorology Ohio University '19

[Jake N @baumerJ2019]

@JeffPassan This is what reds fans dreamed their team should be, but we also have the worst owner in baseball

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

One thing I've seen people misunderstand: this isn't just a problem for the areas missing balloon launches. Those observations help initialize the forecast models, and any missing data can degrade forecasts far downstream as the model evolves. If you're in Ohio, you should care just as much about a missed launch in Montana as someone who lives there.

[Spencer Adkins @SpencerWeather]

Why did the model placement of the storms jump when I looked a run or two later ? Oh wait …

[James Brierton @jamesbrierton]

Raining at Charlotte Motor Speedway but barely showing on radar. That's because Concord sits in an area infamous for its poor radar coverage.

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

One of the most memorable NASCAR celebrations ever.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Can't believe it’s already May. Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Rest in Peace Chuck Norris. He was kind enough to come do our Dodgeball movie and I will always appreciate that. 💙

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras.

RIP. 🙏

[Blobino The Builder+ @Rock_Blobster]

“The transfer from Xavier”

Everyone drink

[David v2.10 @daviddashcoby]

Lemme tell you about my family

My wife and I are both college educated. We work full time in professional careers. I came into the marriage with a house, so now we own a house. Two cars. Two cats! We have all the ingredients to start a family. The only issue: The world that kid will grow up in.

- no playgrounds anywhere
- high infant mortality rates
- constant pollution
- expensive daycare, if we can even find it
- expensive insurance
- my wife could be sent to jail if she miscarries??? Fuck no
- no help from my federal government
- having to teach them that pedophiles run the world

The benefits simply do not outweigh the cost and I know thousands of other people just like us are thinking the same thing.

You want more kids? Roll up your sleeves - we have work to do.

[Jake N @baumerJ2019]

@Tre_Carroll12 Nothing to be sorry about. You kept us in the game and play just about every single minute in almost every game. Keep doing what you are doing!

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

No matter how tired you are, play with your pets — you’re their whole day.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Hard to win playoff games when your quarterback turns it over 4 times.

[Wesley Bryan @wesleybryangolf]

Proposition to the @PGATOUR

Returning Member Program:

1) anyone who has won a major or the players in the last 5 years OR

2) anyone who is suspended for playing in 9 hole scramble events

*the 5,000,000 dollar charitable donation only applies to 1st category

Thoughts?

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

An open letter from PGA TOUR CEO Brian Rolapp

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city, obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”

[Lethal Shooter @LethalShooter__]

Shout out to MEN who haven't felt okay lately but you still get up everyday and refuse to quit, stay strong brothers.✅

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

Maybe due to my years of being a traditionalist I have a problem with situations where a player in college is at a new school every year - 4 years 4 different schools - how in the world is that what college should be about ? Bluntly it is ABSURD!

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

Bengals haven’t tackled in 3 years

[Jake N @baumerJ2019]

@AdamSchefter Nothing is brewing lol. We signed a DT. Bengals making a smart move for the fans is non-existent