Andy Porten

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[Andy Porten @awporten]

@MattWickline @iamaudiemartin The first idea I pitched when we started, and first 1mil view post. We set a high bar early 😂

[Matt Wickline @MattWickline]

@NBABeau Never forget @awporten & @iamaudiemartin 🤣

[Andy Porten @awporten]

@realDonaldTrump you’re a cunt.

[Andy Porten @awporten]

@realDonaldTrump Bye.

[Andy Porten @awporten]

@realDonaldTrump please put your signature on all the stimulus checks the country will be direct depositing so Americans can remember who fucked this all up. You stupid bag of dildos.

[Andy Porten @awporten]

@realDonaldTrump you are an off-brand butt plug. Zero tests available in Denver. Fucking degenerate.

[Andy Porten @awporten]

@realDonaldTrump you are the largest turd on the planet.

[AEW on TV @AEWonTV]

#BlackFriday with commentary provided by @JRsBBQ, @ShutUpExcalibur, and @tonyschiavone24. Happy shopping, everyone!

[AEW on TV @AEWonTV]

SOUND ON 🔈 @JRsBBQ, @ShutUpExcalibur, and @tonyschiavone24 call The Dark Knight 🤣

[Andy Porten @awporten]

@deisner17 @GeminiDotCom What else is it good for?

[Andy Porten @awporten]

@GeminiDotCom You're not upgrading, you're stealing from your customers.

[Andy Porten @awporten]

@GeminiDotCom You are the worst.

[Andy Porten @awporten]

@GeminiDotCom Waiting to hear how you'll be compensating users for this ridiculous incompetence. You're the only exchange that's been down the entire day. THE ENTIRE DAY.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

For Kentucky and North Carolina fans, the end of yesterday's game was a roller-coaster of emotions. #MarchMadness

[Andy Porten @awporten]

Answer: 7? Underdog is the man! #TheWarmup

[TNT Sports U.S. @TNTSportsUS]

Never a bad time to get swole #NBAAllStar

#StephenCurry

[Andy Porten @awporten]

Calling Tony Rock for the #KiaAllStarMVP #TheWarmup

[Andy Porten @awporten]

He's also psychic! #TheDonald #fuckingidiot https://t.co/qI9ETn2lZp

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

[NBA TV @NBATV]

There are players that play in the league and others that change the game. Congratulations @SHAQ! #16HoopClass

[Andy Porten @awporten]

#HenrikStenson bring it home! #PGAchamp

[Andy Porten @awporten]

Popovich for President https://t.co/AGcCMmsWio