Aaron Ries

Aspiring Wordsmith

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@tompapa Jimmy Carr is correct. Tour Europe. Edinburgh, Glasgow, London, Manchester, Belfast, Dublin, Paris, Brussels, Amsterdam, Frankfurt, Copenhagen, Berlin, Prague, Vienna, Munich, Zurich, Milan, Rome, Monaco, Barcelona, Madrid. I’ll help you book it!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

👏TELL👏US👏WHERE👏THE👏BEEF👏IS👏

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@adam_jacobi Say hello to my Mom

[Aaron Ries @awries]

Hawkeye football: If you don't love me at 15.4 points per game; you don't deserve me at 10 wins.

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@JuddApatow 🙏 Please do @NeverNotFunny with great Jimmy Pardo. @jimmypardo

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@adam_jacobi Dude

[Eliot Clough @EliotClough]

Caught Marshall Meeder on his way off the field after his game-winning field goal.

“It’s a great day to be a Hawkeye.”

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@danpgsimpson Sam Fuller

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@Pac12Podcast @daviddavidwoods @insidetroy

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@SportsBlog @FieldYates B1G

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Turner Classic Movies has been a fixture in my life for as long as I can remember. It’s a holy corner of film history — and a living, breathing library for an entire art form. Please don’t fuck with ⁦@tcm⁩. https://t.co/k37stLFOTN

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@GregProops I’m late, but let’s hear it for Keaton Winn. First time in a major league stadium and he gets Giants the save!

[Aaron Ries @awries]

Cine2Nerdle #S50
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[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Caitlin Clark has 161 points and 52 assists in this NCAA Tournament.

Since 2000, it's one of six instances of a player having 150 points and 50 assists in ANY 5-game span.

All six of those belong to Caitlin Clark.

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@songs4drella They should make a movie about a bear on cocaine. ❄️ 🐻

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@FirstTake @RealJayWilliams @IowaWBB @lsmav

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@adam_jacobi 500 is the game. Euchre is basic

[Glenn Wool @GlennWool]

I just hope the Goodyear blimp is VERY clearly labelled this year
#SuperBowl

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@lsmav Come to Kinnick at night

[Aaron Ries @awries]

@adam_jacobi This is the way.