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[. @awstein_]

I bleed UPS Brown and Home Depot Orange

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

"Tim how's the new MW2 campaign going?"

Me -

[Reyda 🦖 @MsReyda]

Can’t believe I’m up at 7am going balls deep into the theory that explains IF Mrs. Pepper actually cheated on Mr. Salt or not.

[Memphis Grizzlies @memgrizz]

hold dat @nyknicks

[^_^ @Bruhsepheus]

Every young man who works in a warehouse will have a middle aged guy like this who will try to put you onto his horny uncle philosophies and then one day he just randomly vanishes from the job and nobody knows where he went

[Romi Bean @Romi_Bean]

Russell Wilson says he’s hoping to play this week. Said he’s feeling much better already, said maybe he’s got “wolverine blood”

[logan @boredcracker]

cavs on

[♔乃ㄥㄩ𓅓✞ @RichTheAdult]

@SaycheeseDGTL *Me getting the 1800*

“Verizon customer you are trying to reach has temporarily been disconnected”

[John Pompliano @JohnPompliano]

Uber CEO: How do we turn a profit?

Intern: Imagine Uber but no car...

[. @awstein_]

🥹

[dennis @noribsnorice1]

A WHAT

[Make it a quote @MakeItAQuote]

@kludy43

[Odell Beckham Jr @obj]

@DezBryant 🫣🫡🫥🤐🤘🏾🫴🏽✍🏾👣🗣️🦾🏃🏾‍♂️

[I Iz D Cocoa Tea @Nick_Wildman91]

When she start to raise my nightgown:

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

YO PEEP IGOUDALA’S HAND MOVEMENTS😭😭

[Fanatics Sportsbook @FanaticsBook]

Yankees fans when their team made the ALCS and they get to watch the Lakers tonight

[Kalshi Football @KalshiGridiron]

The 49ers and Rams are two teams expected to make a push for Christian McCaffrey, per reports.

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Only way is to Keep Believing.

[James @JamesLujan28]

I am too. He ain’t special