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[awu @awu]

Surfing internet

[The Cobb @TheCornCobbler]

DECLINE!!!!!!

[awu @awu]

@flrith TINY

[Leighton “Backdoor” Pennysworth @LeightonPennys]

Just failed a phishing test at work #retard

[Clocktoss @clocktoss]

I'm busy

[spor @sporadica]

i swear, Paris does this shit every single summer and it’s always over some issue like “the government made cigarettes 10 cents more expensive” or “it’s hot” or “bike lanes are too small”

[kristof @isseyboy]

Niggas burnt the method on Barack Obama 😭

[olafkswg - Buying Skins 95% @olafkswg]

you cant make this shit up

[Matt @mattsutaaki]

Most insane plate I've ever seen

[Eastern Shore Undercover ® @ShoreUndercover]

We have reached out to the Maryland State Police and the owner of the EMU and hopefully they are able to catch him. Here is a photo of the EMU today.

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt

"EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga.

If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Just walked up and blew his fucking head off??

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

IF THE NEW YORK KNICKS WIN THE NBA FINALS YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND UNPLUG EVERY SINGLE CABLE

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

It's #NationalBurgerDay. The war on protein is over, and REAL American beef is back on the menu.

[Kiyy 🌸 @KiyyDumb]

MW4 on the Switch 2

[Jade @Jadeiteee]

How it feels turning on my phone KNOWING all I'm going to do is rotate between twitter, discord, and youtube

[Trucker Fren @frenbilt]

Just bought my first home in Canada for only 2.4 million dollars, blessed🙏