Alison Wuillermin

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

@fart hamberders is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

@NifMuhammad hanif sometimes your tweets fuck me right up

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

i love bluey's parents but the fact that they let those kids eat almonds in the car is insane to me

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

@notcapnamerica this account is satire! she pokes fun at mom tiktokers. i like her but her sense of humor is totally absurd

[Reek @TheOgBlackMan]

Shoutout to @quintabrunson for having the vision.

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

Father Time might cut you some slack physically, but mentally and emotionally, that “I can’t believe I left my house for this” age comes for all of us and is never late

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

@NickAdamsinUSA @mmschocolate are you a parody account? be honest.

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

tonight i showed my kid the philly special from the 2018 super bowl and i genuinely feel sad for the people who will never know the thrill of seeing that happen in real time

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

@clhubes half a roll. that's it.

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

@allison_mb8 @clhubes it's too real

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

@ThisisJuba but you've been 30 since you were like 23

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJ BRO WHAT

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

youtube tv has this real low budget, corn cob tv vibes channel called ‘https://t.co/tS5PTTakBc’ and i would defend it with my life

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

@NifMuhammad DAMN DUDE

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

blonde is one of my favorite books and they had to go and just RUIN IT

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

my biggest takeaway from this is that nick kroll is hot now?

[Ramin Setoodeh @RaminSetoodeh]

Florence Pugh refuses to make eye contact with Olivia Wilde during the 4-minute #Venezia79 standing ovation for #DontWorryDarling.

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

can someone tell me why i thought seth green was actually singing in josie and the pussycats? did they get us all?

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

does growing up just mean getting really into different flavored creamers because that’s happening to me

[Alison Wuillermin @awuillermin]

this lady always makes me laugh

[Susan Orlean @susanorlean]

I honestly can’t remember if I’ve had kids with Elon Musk or not.