Ashton Wunsch

sock it to meeee?

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

Fuck stools you think this back gonna support itself??

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

The orange M&M identifies as he/they

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

@keyon Overpass merchant is the best restaurant in BR!

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

@tswifterastour Looking for 2 tickets to the Houston show on 4/22! My friend wants to surprise her little sister with tickets, but she didn’t get a presale code to buy them.

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

@Christianconr15 Nearsighted king

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

It was a magical evening yesterday. Thank you again to all the players and fans who were here to share this moment with me. It means the world ❤️😊🙏🏼

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

Kind words on 💯

We asked several of @rogerfederer's contemporaries to share their thoughts on the legend.

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

To my tennis family and beyond,

With Love,
Roger

[ESPN @espn]

The greatest to ever do it.

Thank you, @serenawilliams ❤️

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

What a ride it’s been.

Thank you, @serenawilliams 💙

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

For the amount of time James Cameron has been working on these Avatar sequels, I’m just assuming he invented a new color we can only see in the Avatar Cinematic Universe

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

If I ever get to the point where I understand crypto currency and NFTs, please just put me down

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

“I think cheating is maybe a bad thing to do” is now a profound hot take apparently

[Mummy of London @ImaniDH_]

I kinda feel like cheating indicates a character flaw. If you can betray the love of your life, you can do it to any and everyone else lol.

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

“Cute” is just a synonym for “honestly, not that great but I don’t want to fight about it” when describing a movie

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

Razor? I hardly know her!

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

Manslaughter? I hardly know her!

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

Back in my Andrew Garfield era. Feeling 16 again.

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

Why does Jared Leto look like a wax figure in all the red carpet photos for House of Gucci

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

I was looking up a French translation, and now I’m wondering if “Minnie Driver” has been French for “Tonya Harding” this whole time

[Ashton Wunsch @awunschbox]

if i see a tweet that has a word with more than 3 syllables, i will simply scroll past