Andrew Walker

Host of comedy interview show “The Andrew Walker Show,” asst director on upcoming film “Phantom Moon” & actor in upcoming horror sci fi feature “Waitress.”

[Smiling Ghost @PhrygianWeaver]

Bad news for beef prices: a million head were destroyed in a fire set at the Chicago stockyards during a botched cattle raid by legendary gunslinger Kid Malicious.

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

@aseriousmang 😂😬

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[john @johnsemley3000]

undersung marker of American decline: the popularity of Raising Canes. adults should not be eating chicken fingers. after 16 you gotta advance to a wing, or preferably a succulent breast.

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

@ZaidJilani Yes we do.

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

Add a red ball and black leather strap to hold the truth and pain that’s going to be Israel’s hero’s for a while. Also Elon Musk is wearing a rainbow t-shirt and standing very close behind the main character.

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

Of course we hold Israel to a different standard, no matter how many war crimes it commits it gets more U.S. tax dollars than all poor countries in the world combined. Definitely a different standard.

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Skull Island expedition, september 10 1937:
I saw a giant crab get eaten by a giant millipede which got picked up by a giant bat but then that got swallowed by a gargantuan parasitic worm which got trod on by a brontosaurus which tripped and fell onto a big ape

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

Born on this day in 1937, former President of Iraq Saddam Hussein.

[Joe Denham @DenhamsGhost]

I think about the Cheers guy now and then. Who is he? Why so smug? What was his life like? I know he could have never imagined his mug would eventually be seen by millions repeatedly on a contraption that beamed images and sounds through the air into people’s homes.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Each Simpson has a unique personality and appearance that contributes to their character and I hate it. The show doesn't trust the audience to tell the title family members apart. So it relies on using different interests, motivations, and even voices for the characters.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

If you think this is "funny" or "cool" you are an antisocial nihilist. You are the problem. Did the elephants not consider using the legal system to hold bad actors to account instead of just murdering this guy?

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

Born on this day in 1980, tennis player Venus Williams (pictured right) alongside her sister Serena.

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

@EconVon @GenTXer2 Is that Tiny Tim with Tom that pic?

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

Producer of the Year bay-bay

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

"Remember kid, there's heroes and there's legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong"

-Babe Ruth, “The Sandlot”

[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

😂perfect

[Dave @DE_Gifford]

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[Andrew Walker @awwalker24]

What chapter of Revelation is this from?

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

Footage showing thousands of crows circling over Tel Aviv and then leaving, is going viral.

This might be an omen of what’s to come.

[john @johnsemley3000]

you gotta give it to Will Smith. never saw the movie--never will. but his insane, weeping, scientologist-meets-ayahuasca-guy-meets-probable-closeted-gay-man acceptance speech, given after he slapped Chris Rock on live TV, was one for the ages.