princess weenie

@stoneymandias #1 husband biter 🫛🩷

[princess weenie @awwbabycat]

bf coming over for 3 weeks next month AND its my 21st bday soon

[princess weenie @awwbabycat]

@stoneymandias why all the gundams got penis armor

[Ellie 🏳️‍⚧️🆓🇵🇸 @ellibeanz_catch]

"you know what i'd really like?"
"tell me"
"a monkey"
"...we can do a monkey"
"a space monkey, no non-electric canons, no aoe slop"
"i'll make you a very good space monkey. bubble shields, glasses, scientist and everything"

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐁𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 @robloxbutthole]

𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗌𝗈 𝖨 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄 𝗆𝗒 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗼𝘅 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰 𝗈𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎

[princess weenie @awwbabycat]

@stoneymandias i want you to feel included

[dom @dearooz]

new load-bearing internet comment just dropped

[princess weenie @awwbabycat]

spent over a month with him and now hes headed back home... BUT!! HE WILL BE BACK IN ANOTHER MONTH!!! ☺️🌷🩷

[princess weenie @awwbabycat]

heard him crack open a four loko in the shower

[princess weenie @awwbabycat]

make me Sandwitch bitch 🥪 👊

[jawn wilkes booth @stoneymandias]

I love my wife so much and this past month+ has been amazing, I have never felt more at home than with her 💕

[肉魂菩薩 @anrxcangel1997]

lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.

[princess weenie @awwbabycat]

princess weenie is here to stay 👸 🌭 🐕

[link 🐾 @linkclaws]

took someones heroic endorsement virginity today

[Remi!!! of #twttwt @RemiNights]

@stewartesss Only in twitter could you genuinely have an argument about whether or not someone is justified to draw mutilated people

[princess weenie @awwbabycat]

watching tony soprano edit and i look over and hes knuckle deep in his nose #Ok

[princess weenie @awwbabycat]

when im bordering on too drunk and ill and i just eat a couple bites of food and im back its so good