Things Kids Say

Preschool teacher sharing the darn things that my kids say

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4 y/o: "I'm meeting Bumblebee and Optimus Prime on May 56th"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

5 y/o: "My shoulder is bleeding my ankle!"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o: "Me and my grandma are 4 years apart"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o: "Wa-Wa-Wee-Wa"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o: "My next birthday is five, that means I'm going to be seven"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o: "I meant to say dishes but I said douches"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o: "Sometimes I like to rub candy on my teeth instead of my toothbrush"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o: "I'm glad you're my teacher again. My teacher at my other school was sometimes good and sometimes something else that I can't say in school"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

*discussing MLK's 'I Have a Dream'*
Me: "What is your dream for the future?"
4 y/o: "Like a sleeping dream? Like at night time when I close my eyes?"

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4 y/o: "Try my cookie"
Me: "What kind is it?"
4 y/o: *whispers* "It's lollipop flavor. I didn't make it though. It was from the fuuuture."

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

*grunting coming from play house*
Me: "You okay in there?"
2 y/o: "Yeah, I just pooping"

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4 y/o: "I just love my banana so much, I never want to eat it"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o A: "I love bananas!"
4 y/o B: "Well why don't you marry it then!"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

3 y/o: *wakes up*
"My heart is fish shaped!"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o: "Hey Karl, can I show you something?"
*flips me off*

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o: "What's a wedge?"
3 y/o: "It's when your pull-up or undies gets stuck in your butt"
4 y/o: "No that's a wedgie! A wedge is like cheese"

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Me: "what are you thankful for?"
18 m/o: *points at cheese stick in hand*

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o: "Let's play house. You sleep on the porch and we will sneak out and dance"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4y/o A: "Are you full?"
4y/o B: "I'm never full, I'm a growing girl!"

[Things Kids Say @awwbummers]

4 y/o: "No they're not wind chimes, nobody calls them that. They are wind-meals"