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boom boom boom, bam bam bam, no pause in-between come on lets jam

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"Honey I Shrunk the Kids" prequel where rick moranis is just figuring out the shrinky technology and tests it on the family dog.. dog dies about 2 minutes after being shrunken down.. Rest of the movie is Rick debating on tiny dog grave or just flushing it

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this just in, @realDonaldTrump @POTUS confirmed holding @security's hand while on the way to his seat at UFC fight. apparently saw a shadow and was frightened, only to realize he had accidentally fallen asleep walking and thought he was falling but didnt #ufc #fight #pitbull @ufc

[Terry A. Davis Taught Us How To Talk To God @Davisanism]

Have a good look at yourself today.

[Joeyꪗ @Jxxyy]

Be careful the company u keep

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razzle dazzle Raz it is... Peace brotha

[✖️✖️✖️✖️✖️ @SparkMasterTape]

PARDON MY ABSiiNTH (ABSENCE)
Produced by PAPER PLATOON.

Kkoming soon.

BAKK OUT THE #SWOUP KKOMA

#WESHALLRISE

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@comedysuckscock *no particular voice whatsoever, just speaking normally*
Hau, my name is Chief Popcornlung and Im here today to warn you about the problem my people are facing, the waste of perfectly good disposable vapes

[What About Comedy @comedysuckscock]

The Native Americans used to use every part of the Elf Bar

[What About Comedy @comedysuckscock]

Am I the only one who confuses Anthony Bourdain and Jeffery Epstein?

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Enough is enough it’s time to get in the booth

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also i am very stupid and dumb

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@exlead Easy 2100k by Fall and this is from studying/networking with some very very influential crypto gurus during my travels. Not gonna say more than that.

People can call me crazy they can call me obscure... But they're WRONG. capiche??

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@realisnetwork @MagicEden This is gonna be 🥜N🥜U🥜T🥜 T🥜Y🥜!!! Can't wait

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@xblast_app @BNBCHAIN i cant believe it. w o w!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@Palworld_EN this rules

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@HonFadil Hello to my good friend Twalla. Do you think the zebra made it to join our lord in heaven

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*standing on a bench @ the zoo where the zebras asleep but I think its dead, hands in the air shaking wildly*

oh sweet heavenly fatha, dear LORD we COMMAND you bring PEACE to this suhWEET striped-horses SOUL, dear Jesus!! CAN I GET AN AMEN AND A HALLELUJAH BROTHERS AND SISTAS!!

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@RoyPickett4 I don’t stink, pal. You can take your bad attitude and get out of here. You got it?

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Marijuana Remains Illegal in Indiana

Despite surrounding states decriminalizing, Indiana stands by law due to marijuana's "bad smell." "It smells like the damn skunks," states one indiana lawmaker holding his nose, "too stinky."

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@veryevilhag I just remembered this and laughed so hard watching it like 3 times in a row

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is anyone else I know going to see Ween in Chicago September 9th?????

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@ThotsAnPrayers There’s a really good segment of Comedy Bang Bang with Tim and Eric as guests and Dr Bronner himself shows up and talks about his soap. It’s very funny stuff but I can’t find it to send :(