Matt Bach

[Matt Bach @axationdept]

@jmhorp Fuck me you're an idiot

[Matt Bach @axationdept]

@georgiecrozier Why would people be calling you? Did you hoard tests or something?

[Matt Bach @axationdept]

@CliveFPalmer Wow you ARE actually that stupid

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@AmberGwynne Michael Buble

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@dpawson @AmberGwynne I've had some success with an ultrasonic cleaner on dirty strings (the commercial products make your strings smell clean but the real build up occurs internally between the core and wind) - sadly the damage from fretting is absolutely real and unavoidable. Coated strings help tho

[Matt Bach @axationdept]

@LyleShelton @DavePellowe @CISOZ @JeremySammut71 BOWELS FOR A SHITCUNT

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@AmberGwynne

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@AmberGwynne Look at that big chungus next to you!

[Matt Bach @axationdept]

@rubberlegs_ Never tell them. They can't fire you just because you were in arrows

[Matt Bach @axationdept]

@kanyewest @DJYwrites

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@sophbenj Lol sorry it was the grief talking - sometimes things just get so upsetting that your legal team just omits credits on songs and there's nothing you can do about it!

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@JoelDTD @sophbenj @josephmas0n @stringDTD He didn't consent to that.

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@Deafcultband Now that's a tweet

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I return my shopping trolley to the designated trolley bay because I'm not a massive piece of shit

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Sydney is like when you really really fuck up your game of simcity

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@TonyAbbottMHR True but you're still a massive fuckwit