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Here are my two cents on the SBIC + NCBA rumored merger.🧵🧵
The biggest news in the kenyan banking sector from yesterday via Bloomberg was that SBIC is in talks to buy NCBA Group.
If true, short term will be buying NCBA as they’ll be bought at a premium.
Long term, SBIC will be the 3rd largest bank behind KCB & EQTY in assets. If integrated properly with NCBA, there will the new bank will achieve great scale and synergies to rival EQTY/KCB/CBE for dominance in East Africa.
Being a long term investor, I bought a starter position in SBIC. Will keep adding until it equals or is close to my KCB position (currently biggest bank holding in my portfolio).
Lingering question I’ll be waiting to be resolved include;
1. What happens to NCBA assets outside Kenya? Especially in countries Standard Bank & NCBA have subsidiaries (Uganda, TZ & Ivory Coast)?
2. Will NCBA Rwanda after merger be a Standard Bank subsidiary or a SBIC subsidiary?
3. How will NCBA’s m-shwari mobile money banking in Ivory Coast be handled? Standard bank has a subsidiary in Ivory Coast by the way.
Dream scenario would be a creation of Stanbic Group East Africa led by Oigara. Its subsidiaries will be
1. Stanbic KE (SBIC + NCBA KE) - led by Gachora
2. Stanbic TZ (Stanbic TZ+ NCBA TZ)
3. Stanbic UG (SBU + NCBA UG)
4. Stanbic Ivory Coast (Stanbic + NCBA m-shwari mobile banking)
5. Stanbic Rwanda (NCBA Rwanda)
6. Stanbic S Sudan
7. AIG Kenya Insurance
8. Stanbic/NCBA bank assurance
9. SBG securities/NCBA investment bank.
But this is not likely to happen, especially in Uganda & Ivory Coast. I feel NCBA assets in those countries will be sold or merged to local standard bank subsidiaries. But we can keep on dreaming!
@GathogoBMwangi If numbers in polling stations increase by 10X we will be there to call it out. Incorporate census polls as a feature. The new census they want to do will also guide us to debank what they want to do.
2027 I am running a parallel Elections tally, live on a site we'll build here!!
We already have the polling stations data of 2022, if they add a ghost polling station, we'll see notice it!!
34A and B are publicly available, and we'll use that to track any possible changes at the 34C level!!
The decision to withdraw fromer CJ Maraga’s security goes a long way to show that the government has always lied about providing police officers to protect protesters.