Axeymoron

Writer, nerd, D&D dork, aspiring bon vivant. Former FaBio; current curator for the BattleAxey of the Bands. ASoIaF, WoT, FFXIV, AFC Bournemouth & the LA Rams!

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WE CROWN THE QUEEN!

Congrats to Queen, winners of 11 straight, 0 defeats.

We can now definitively say @QueenWillRock are the ultimate victors of the BattleAxey of the Bands, my 2,048-band musical tournament that spanned over 5 years.

Axey out. Y'all can find me on Bluesky!

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@vicfeelingyou FEELIN' YOU, VIC! #RamsHouse

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@swigggs1 @nflnetwork @Xo_offically @RamsNFL @Flash_Garrett @trent_mcduffie @JaylenWatson12 @TurnerKobie #RamsHouse

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@seattlerams_nfl Most ppl: AFC what…?
Our old asses: IYKYK

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@Wags_Official Wags you fast af goddamn

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@drebly_32 @kurt13warner Absolutely but I still feel like Dre snatched a few away in training camp! 💪

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@1standtuna THICCER KICKER!

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@TimothyEveland snowflake

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@shannonpurser -_-

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@KalshiFB

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@seattlerams_nfl Wonder why they used the old ones.

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@nbcsnl Devout!

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@RGIII Are steroids or cocaine involved? Bones.

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@theblood85 Reminds me of someone... can't quite remember who... ����

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@Cotsumet @ExKage still providing all the best otter content in 2026, a true healer

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@NFL @NDFootball Going head-to-head twice a year. That's the Price of Love.

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@minakimes @SheaSerrano Helluva tax exemption doe!

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@undeadtarnished Strong language, ser. Also, the plural of “dummy” is “dummies”.

My good deed for the day is done. Please return to your regularly scheduled program.

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@pinksurvivor70 That's like the time I went to the hospital for a lacerated thumb, and the dude in the bed next to me was on his stomach because he had a coke bottle stuck in his ass.

(The tent effect looked wild y'all)

"I slipped and fell on it!"

Sure, Jan.

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@Orioles @TG3II RAMS ROYALTY! #RamsHouse

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@MizShelbyK Irresistible! Must be that Wildcat swag...