Dillon Axe

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Engineering is magic

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

THE UNITED STATES IS THE GREATEST HOCKEY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD

USA WINS GOLD

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

>Be aurochs, 10,000 BC
>Roam the steppes of Anatolia in vast herds
>Humans approach. Nervous.
>They don't kill you. They bring you grass.
>Something strange begins.

>Be domesticated cattle, 8,000 BC
>Humans shelter you from wolves
>You provide milk for their children
>Partnership forms. Mutual. Ancient.
>Your kind spreads across every continent with theirs.

>Be cattle, 3,000 BC
>Pull the plough that breaks the first agricultural soil
>Humans couldn't have done it without you
>Mesopotamia feeds thousands because of your shoulders
>Civilisation, technically, runs on ox power

>Be cattle, Roman Empire
>Armies march on leather boots you provided
>Shields made from your hide
>Legions fed on your meat
>Rome, technically, runs on you

>Be cattle, Medieval Britain
>The peasant's only source of winter protein
>Your tallow lights the candles they read by
>Your manure feeds the fields that feed everyone
>The feudal economy runs on you

>Be cattle, 1800s
>Power the industrial revolution's early leather belts and drive shafts
>Provide the tallow that lubricates every machine
>Your bones make the fertiliser that feeds the growing cities
>The industrial world, technically, still runs on you

>Be cattle, 1950s
>Scientists discover your organs saved millions during wartime
>Insulin extracted from your pancreas keeps diabetics alive
>Gelatin from your bones holds medicines together
>Modern healthcare, technically, runs on you too

>Be cattle, 2026
>The world decides your breath is a global threat
>The "solution" is a lab-grown burger in a plastic box
>The plastic is made from the oil that replaced your tallow
>The soil turns to dust because your hooves don't stir it
>The humans forget who pulled them out of the mud
>You aren't the engine of progress anymore; you're the exhaust.

>Be confused.

[Mekka Don @MekkaDonMusic]

Oregon’s DBs with Jeremiah Smith

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

This is Oakland, California in 1977

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Happy Memorial Day!

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Raptor test firing into a water cooled steel plate 🔥

[❅Lexi Huber❅ @lexilinnehuber]

My brother is a retard

[❅Lexi Huber❅ @lexilinnehuber]

I don't want to be in a relationship I just want it to be me and my friends no boy no drama.

[❅Lexi Huber❅ @lexilinnehuber]

Cancelled for tomorrow. Another day for me to lay in bed and get fat bec I have nothing better to do.

[❅Lexi Huber❅ @lexilinnehuber]

My dad just said he's making a chore list Ha you can make one but I'm not doing them. #sorrynotsorry

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Biden voters ??? 😢

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

NFL rigged

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

In his newest video, MrBeast cured 1000 people’s blindness

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

Paying property taxes makes it feel like you never actually own shit, you are just permanently renting from the government. Don't pay the rent they take their property back.

[Dillon Axe @AxeDillon]

@CodyBrownBets 28-21 Eagles

[Dillon Axe @AxeDillon]

Someone just got a very nice Christmas present

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

JUST IN: The House passes the $1.7 trillion omnibus government spending bill.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Can’t spell Ayahuasca without INT