ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

ᅠ
i'veᅠgivenᅠupᅠmore
thanᅠiᅠcanᅠtake,
i'veᅠleftᅠhollowsᅠin
myᅠwake .ᐟ
ᅠ
ᅠ

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

seems⠀the⠀good⠀times⠀never⠀last …

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

/ PRIDE WAS SO FUN BUT SO SO TIRING

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

OH I WILL

[10 @monachopssis]

You can try.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

oh my god stay there im going to GET you

[10 @monachopssis]

Watch me.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

YOU WOULDNT DARE.

[10 @monachopssis]

And I’m taking 5 torches.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

im going to KILL you

[10 @monachopssis]

You have 1 rabbit hide and 2 sticks.

You no longer have 1 rabbit hide and 2 sticks.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

THEYRE EMPTY AND YOU KNOW IT

[10 @monachopssis]

?? Ok. Im stealing from your chests.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

you know exactly what it means

[10 @monachopssis]

What does this even mean

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

no, cats have never, ever talked to me! golly, i didn't even know they *could talk...

( contemplative hum, chin tapped. well... tucking cookies under arm & picking him up. )

&, ah, youre rather purple for a cat, now that i see.

[✦ - 𝓒𝐇𝐄𝐙ₚᵤᵣᵣ . @maniacpurrs]

﹙ oops. letting out a small, surprised 'mrrp' in response. oh, wait- he's supposed to reply back. well then .. aHEMM. ﹚

ah, yes! do- do cats not talk to you that often?

﹙ blinking far too innocently. ﹚

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

are you insulted by your status as a LOWLY melon?

[10 @monachopssis]

Okay you’re getting killed

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

/ DORRY WAS INACTIVE TODAY WENT THRIFTING im going 2 my first pride tomorrow..... .....feeling swag......

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

no GUTS nor BACKBONE...

[10 @monachopssis]

Okay you’re getting killed

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

good morningggg! today, my positive affirmation is: i will burn down someones house who deserves it. & that lucky someone might be you!

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

( .. well, she's had their own fair share of hostile remarks. despite lack of any threatening disposition, that glare is returned right back. )

you do *not need to know that. ( a pause. leaning forwards.. ) ... who are YOU?

[THE CONDUCTOR. @GOREORCHESTRA]

~ @axegills

“ … Who are 𝘺𝘰𝘶. “

There’s a venom that crawls in the words, no more better aided than by how crimson eyes squint. It’s uncertain if there was any patience left to spare. ( <—— asshole )

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU MELON

[10 @monachopssis]

. .
Didn't think of that. Nevermind

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

( it's no loss! she has a whole bag of them, actually. though maybe not healthy to eat the whole thing.. peanut laughs, then— )

AH .ᐟ.ᐟ YOU TALK .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ ( quick to startle! craning head upwards, eyes wide with disbelief. )

[✦ - 𝓒𝐇𝐄𝐙ₚᵤᵣᵣ . @maniacpurrs]

﹙ it's a good thing then, because he actually likes fish! he's never had it as a cookie flavour though. until now. ooh - grabby paws .. ﹠. there goes the second cookie. ﹚

i'm quite in awe that you haven't told me to get down yet ! there are others who often shoo me away ..

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

MY HOUSE IS A NICE TREE DONT INSULT IT. you burn down my house yoy burn down YOURS. they are ATTACHED you TWAT.

[10 @monachopssis]

Your tree is a TREE. IT'S A TREE. I WASH IT FREQUENTLY. Unlike you, it's fire resistant. Watch out.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

my tree is stylish. unlike you. have you ever washed that coat? fires FEAR ME.

[10 @monachopssis]

You live in a fucking tree. I don't accept any critiques on my house. Have you tried dying in a fire

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

COPPER SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT. ITS GREEN. AND CHANGES COLOUR AND UUFHH. your lag & level loss was a skill issue on your part and had nothing to do with me. have you tried getting better

[10 @monachopssis]

I killed you until I had a lag spike and you made me lose 30 levels. YES THE METAL DOOR. WE ONLY HAVE ONE KIND OF DOOR. BECAUSE ALL I HAD WAS COPPER!!!!!!

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

you dont have the GUTS to even get NEAR me. THE RICKETY ASS METAL DOOR? THE ONE THAT SLIDES OPEN WHEN YOU CLOSE IT WITHOUT SLAMMING? THAT DOOR?

[10 @monachopssis]

How do you think they got in. THE DOOR. THE DOOR YOU WONT CLOSE. You're gonna let my frogs escape. And the day that happens, I'll kill you.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ…ᅠgreatᅠtoᅠbeᅠ❤︎ᅠꪖliveᅠ.ᐟ.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @axegills]

THEY'RE IN THE *DRAINS, TEN. THEY LIVE IN THE CREVICES. do you know HOW MUCH VINEGAR TRAPS ive had to make because of stuff like THIS???????

[10 @monachopssis]

If you closed the door behind you FRUIT FLIES WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM