Keith Axford

Music lover. Presenter on Homemade Radio. Bassist/Guitarist

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@lb_southwark how long does it take to answer the so called emergency number? My 95 year old mum has arrived home from hospital today and had no heating despite our best efforts. This coupled with Social Services complete disregard for her condition. Unable to walk and delirious

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@Tesco what is going on with your Tring store? Used this evening and so many gaps on the shelf. Plus a Skeleton staff. Then just before we finished our shop at about 19.00, the lights dimmed and we were told we had to self checkout! Do I get a discount for doing your work for you

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@Homemaderaydio TheSoundAxperience Thursday 5 January @ 8.00. Music from @TheSheepdog @_VintageCaravan @GroovyUncle @ChrisPope99 @sethlakeman @Mattberninger @kulashaker @ianmcnabbb @RPWL_official and many many more. So join me at 8.00

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@ASOS_Menswear what a hopeless shower this lot are. Ordered a gift voucher on 24th as a present. No email so checked my account, it’s been blocked from no reason. Tell them cancel order and close account but can’t/won’t. How do I stop this order as I no longer want it

[Homemade Radio @Homemaderaydio]

New shows and new presenters are abound. Also we are flogging wonderful t shirts that are non profit for us. Cheaper the more we sell. Interested? [email protected]

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@JamesBlunt Which of them are you James? I’d say Spinal Tap as you’re more rock than Alan Partridge.

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@BorisJohnson morals. Honesty. Look those words up in the dictionary. You are devoid of any sense of decency and if you had any conscience you would resign immediately and stop your party being dragged into the sewers. Your legacy will be that of a 1st rate liar

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@BorisJohnson our country is led by a liar. You will not do the decent thing and resign so roll on the next General Election when we can get rid of you and stop our country being a laughing stock to the rest of the world.

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@SamRyderMusic what can I say? Any other year you’d have won it but probably right that Ukraine won. Yours was the first song for years that sounded better than than the competition. Well done Sam. You are a credit to the UK.

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@PayPal Neither. Paypals so called protection policy is non existent. A clear fraud on my account confirmed by numerous Google entries but PayPal insisted it was genuine. Fortunately my bank, a proper and trustworthy organisation, refunded me. Closed PayPal account. Lesson, paypal stinks

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@ThreeUK why is it so difficult to transfer my existing three number to my new three mobile? I’ve had 2 live chats and been promised this would happen but nothing. I am not going to carry 2 phones around. Shall I return my new phone and go to another provider?

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@PayPal well PayPal are happy to authorise a 3rd party steal money from your account. Be careful folks. A payment that was definitely not mine but PayPal are happy to do nothing. Closed my account a I don’t want them to take money without my authority again.

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@PayPal you have debited my account with an item I did not originate or authorise. You refuse to refund yet you are stealing money from me without my authority. Refund then close my account immediately

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@HarpendenHalls how do i contact you? Every email is being returned. I wish to know whether my tickets for the Brand New Heavies booked for 17.10.20 are valid for the gig at the end of Sept. I also need a refund for tickets booked for Caravan way back.

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@ajayhq fantastic remixes. Still my most played album and an inspiration for my own songs. Anybody who hasn’t listened should! Your life will be better for a bit of Ajay!

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@ProgMagazineUK @coldplay Where’s the surprise. The first albums got Pink Floyd written all over it. Later efforts might have moved away but Parachute had so much Floyd in it that this should come as no surprise to anybody

[Homemade Radio @Homemaderaydio]

The Sound Axperience at 8.00 tonight with music from @NineBelowZero1 @suzyv @LittleTriggers_ @ChrisKingRMusic
@ajayhq @garyjkemp @MrCamCole @aimeemann @barenakedladies @bigbigtrain @tompetty @billieeilish and so much more PLUS Disco Workout

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Tonight at 8 on The Sound Axperience music from @weareDeltaFuse @RJHunterMusic @MattDeightonDoc @TimBowness @ellmisch @MrCamCole @BlockheadsPage @bigbigtrain @outlaworchestra @lucykaplansky @rshindell @rorygallagher @VivStanshallMF and much, much more

[Homemade Radio @Homemaderaydio]

Tonight on HMR, I will be playing @NineBelowZero1 @weareDeltaFuse @bigbigtrain @TheFratellis @CrowdedHouseHQ @teddythompson @MarillionOnline @thelittleidiot and so much more. Join me, Keith Axford at 8 for The Sound Axperience at https://t.co/NTr5oMzBK0

[Keith Axford @axekeith]

@ArfurSmith There’ll be a run on Mild and all straight glasses will be removed in favour of the knobbly jug plus, behind the bar will be overrun with pewter tankards, says me, a 65 year old!