Axel Benjamin

Proust and Prunes, edges.

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@VICE They don't so let's get over that

[Axel Benjamin @axelbjn]

Been tripping on monkey balls on some desert island in Palau. Will be back with some good shit soon

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Paris is love, even when you see a dude taking a dump on the quai de seine. Probably marcel Duchamp

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#MexicoCityEarthquake it's cause I just arrived. Axel 'earthquake' Benjamin

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Thinking of opening my new resort:
"Gulag of reflection" going to bring @thecampaignbook for some deep reflection of his life.
#ShiaLaBeouf

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Going to be reporting #ParisAttacks live from the 1st of December. Stay tuned!

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#Artsnight @ArtBasel you the only light in this dark hole of civilisation called Miami...

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Miami, you gaping shithole of false self-improvement and Latino bad-taste. I love your tanning salons

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Coke is much closer to crack these days, whilst Scioli is further away from the presidency. #hungover
#Creed #Narcos #Macri

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Think east london needs a concentration camp to make it more #trendy it worked with Berlin didn't it? #FriezeProjects

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Why #LFWSS16 is better than #Corbyn ? Simple, just because

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Mid-day sex is the best to finally get away the 'ex' #bustinrhymes

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My life is like a DMT trip #Fashionable

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Just stumbled into a Ukrainian dude selling #SS rings. Maybe it stood for Social Suicide? #Kiev

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Entrapped by the Ukrainian visa system. It's worse than being under a communist regime, and I've been there, trust me. #communism

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Im scared the #chapo will dig a tunnel while I'm showering and eat me like that clown from the 90's

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Mexico City is without doubt the new berlin.
Pretty cool shit happening here #mexico #CDMX

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@GruffTheatre heard these guys are rocking it!

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Who invented condoms, and why? Just ruining it fr us m8!

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Woke up wanting to nail my scrotum to the Kremlin floor. #angry #hungoverforequality #mezcal