Axelle Dervaux

Fast learner and trainer - working for IRIS and EACEA. Interested in InfoSec, PostgreSQL, Digital Media and Heritage. views are my own.

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

@Cyclopahtne Oh non, on vient à peine de refiler Charles Michel à l'Europe! 😜

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

@AxelleSeifert is this your linkedin profile? https://t.co/BRMjQOg09x ? It uses my name and has registered to various sites with my email. Your Twitter handle is used in it as well. I've reported it t already, just thought you should know...

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

@IanRanen @UberEats @Uber @lyft #Uberthreats (sorry had to get it on its own)

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

@IanRanen @UberEats @Uber @lyft Indeed. #Ubereatsfuckup and @ubereatsthreats then

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

@IanRanen @UberEats @Uber @lyft I understand, very little I can do with their @UberEats solutions. Talk about @UberEats fuckups #UberEATSfuckups

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

Anything you can't solve using @UberEats solutions? #UberEATSfuckup

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

@UberEats you make us pay for incorrect order so we have to pay your fees again. What the fuck is that about? #ubereatsfuckups

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

https://t.co/1Tyd8N6MHX

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

C'est vrai on s'en fout ici.

[@mxmlolz @mxmlolz]

PTDRRRR QUEEN

[EU Council @EUCouncil]

#EUCO European Council appointed new EU leaders:
🇪🇺 @bmvonderleyen as candidate for President of @EU_Commission
🇪🇺 @CharlesMichel as new President of @EUCouncil
🇪🇺 @Lagarde as candidate for President of @ecb
🇪🇺 @JosepBorrellF as candidate for HR for EU foreign policy @eu_eeas

[Golden Julien @jdoreofficiel]

Belle journée à toutes & tous

[Sick Sad Me @Sick_Sad_Me_]

Il paraît que la baston Booba/Kaaris est partie d’une discussion à propos de Hugo qui, évidemment, a vite dérivé sur La Bataille d’Hernani. L’un prônait la régularité de l’alexandrin à deux hémistiches symétriques et l’autre l’usage d’enjambements. Du coup c’est parti en couille.

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

I'm not saying it's hot, I'm just saying there's a band of dothraki in my flat trying to find a way to Quarth.

[@mikko @mikko]

if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is google.

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

Kitty interview https://t.co/zYlmJjRqDi

[Rudy Bouma 🧑‍💻🎦 📺 @rudybouma]

The Polish historian & political scientist Jerzy Targalski remained completely unruffled during our interview when this happened👇🤨🤷‍♂️

[Axelle Dervaux @AxelleDervaux]

@KontrolFreek Heroes of might and magic 5 and 6 - 1500hrs each

[Sick Sad Me @Sick_Sad_Me_]

Pascal : Tu viens à ma soirée samedi ?

Descartes : Je ne pense pas.

...

Descartes : Merde ! Non, attends, c’est pas ce que je voulais di... *pouf*

Pascal : Hey, mais... où t’es passé !? ...René ?