Axel McDonald

[Axel McDonald @axelmcd]

@dabigguy85 @DylanDa68776820 @mattswider Maybe you should get a $15 gym membership

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[Axel McDonald @axelmcd]

Are you blind ,
sincerely your crush

[Axel McDonald @axelmcd]

Saying "What" but then 1 second later realizing what they said

[Axel McDonald @axelmcd]

Have you ever just stopped and realized that if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different...

[Axel McDonald @axelmcd]

Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions..”

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DEFINITION OF "EX": Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

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Waiting until your parents are in a good mood before asking them for something you want.

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Slow internet is more painful than breaking up with girlfriend..

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Twitter is something some of your school friends find boring yet you are addicted to it.

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It's better to be late than to arrive ugly.

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When you're at someone's house, Normal people: "What a lovely house!" Me: "What's your WIFI password?"

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A good neighbor is one that does not put a password on their wifi.

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You're 13 years old. You smoke. You're not a virgin... And you wear more make-up than you do clothes. Your mother must be so proud

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remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English

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my bed is more comfortable in the morning than it is at night