Molly Axe

Because axemaster1 was already taken.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Betty and Rhett. Rhett just wanted ONE toy to play with, but Betty got to them first. She always does this. 14/10 for Rhett, 13/10 for Betty

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This is Mya. She’s been learning to sing the Star Wars theme song. Finally got it at the end there. 14/10

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

Landing on Mars is a rush of tension, drama, and noise. Then, when the dust clears: tranquility and grandeur.

#CountdownToMars
Explore in 3D in the YouTube app: https://t.co/iz9YIvEsvy
More images: https://t.co/Ex1QDo3eC2

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Curiosity Rover Frantically Driving Around Mars To Make It Look Like It’s Been Busy Before New Spacecraft Arrives https://t.co/6JzKTR753D

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Grounded Plane Makes Snow Angel On Tarmac https://t.co/985XXEWNtw

[Molly Axe @axemaster2]

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Smartfood® White Cheddar Popcorn

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‘Home Gym Equipment Is Still Sold Out Everywhere,’ Man Hopes https://t.co/fLfJxovgbH

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U.S. Mint Introduces New Seven-Cent Coin To Bolster Citizens’ Math Skills https://t.co/YhIsBNNjfL

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‘At Least Days Getting Longer,’ Squeaks Tiny Inner Voice Drowned Out By Rest Of Worries https://t.co/QWElzaZi0V

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Nervous Browns Fan Still Worried Team Going To Blow 48-37 Lead Over Steelers From Days Ago https://t.co/wm5orvdVgO

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D.C. Police Lose Control Of Rioting Trump Supporters After Hundreds Of Officers Called Away To Deal With Black Jaywalker https://t.co/B90PyPED91

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

“Wocka Wocka, Old Sport.”

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Exit From Apartment Delayed 20 Seconds To Avoid Pleasantries With Neighbor https://t.co/IxqLr4EjAn

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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start https://t.co/LhEpmv0NJc

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New Obesity Drug Delicious https://t.co/2HsdzRm1Zi

[Supernatural @cw_spn]

One final ride. The two-hour series finale begins tonight at 8/7c. Stream tomorrow free only on The CW. #Supernatural #SPNFamilyForever

[Molly Axe @axemaster2]

@sclary310 @arcadefire Because we are oldddd 😭😭😭 Ugh take me back!!! We can listen to them and LMFAO with the windows rolled all the way down because your air conditioning is broken. Ah, youth. *reminisces*

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Hazardous Waste Facility Stuffs Batteries In Drawer Until They Figure Out What To Do With Them https://t.co/lVAUC7nzUD

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Mom Completely Understands That Coming To Thanksgiving Is Risky And That You Don’t Love Her Anymore https://t.co/XS5DJ7OmDc