@MrBeast I can carry 8 chairs at church AND my momma always called me her big strong boy
You'll need to switch that ratio if you want it to be a fair fight
He arrived, shut off his car, and ran to the door to start this freezing stationary march we now all face.
Curse you, newcomer - you will not understand nor appreciate the tense peace we once enjoyed...
#BlackFridayTaylorSwift
I now know what it feels like to break a ceasefire...
15 fellow black Friday shoppers were all in an understanding - "So long as you don't start the line, I won't and we can hide in our heated cars"
Sadly, a newcomer arrived who knew not the respect and understanding we shared.
@BonsaiBroz@OTKnetwork Ever since you pulled me and my 19 orphaned puppies out of that overturned bus that caught fire in the world's largest earthquake due to a nearby volcanic eruption with 90% humidity, I've always looked up to you and feel like you're a brother to me. Thanks, BonsaiBroz โฅ๏ธ
Guys Iโm gonna need yโall to gas up this tweet since we entered last second but @OTKnetwork is hosting the LAST chapter of #Otktopstreamer and we want to win
I NEED THAT PREMIUM GAS CHAT I WANT TO BE JUDGED BY ASMONGOLD AND WIN $50k
I am about to perform open heart surgery on my PC's motherboard.
Dr. @HMoonCrab, scalpel. ๐ช
Nurse @BonsaiBroz, suture. ๐ชก
Orderly @Albi_SideArms, don't let anyone in this room - the board will have my left nut if they hear I'm practicing again while on probation...
I need @NetHistorian to make a video over CrowdStrike like a fat kid needs candy
@NordVPN I'll match you in whatever you offer to sponsor this content๐
@BonsaiBroz Well grease me up and grab my sunhat, I'ma throw hands if any of the other moms on the sidelines try talking smack 'bout you, boo!
"GO GET EM, SWEETIEEEEEE!!!"