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Gender apathetic and sexually amphibious 🏳️‍🌈

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@punishedmother I fucking hate Chrissy Teigen but even I’m not seeing the problem with what she’s doing

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@Serena_Partrick I hope I become half the woman/mother she’s been

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I was just listening to an analysis of the bill today and thought, “Wow, I’m glad I listened and learned before posting my stupid, ignorant take.” This would’ve been my stupid, ignorant take.

[adrian @perezidentes]

Biden just agreed to increasing the military budget, reducing funding to food stamps programs and getting rid of student loan forgiveness all in one day

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@perezidentes He… didn’t though? What the fuck are you talking about?

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@EliotBeacon Cry harder

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Horton hears a pick me ass bitch

[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

I’m 6 foot tall I can deadlift 300 lbs. I played semi pro volleyball and had pro contracts offered to me.

I am stronger and taller than 90% of women !! You will not convince me we can do their jobs !!!

My brothers don’t even work out and they beat me at everything

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@WSRaefrmdaville @shaTIRED Nah, violence is absolutely the answer in some cases.

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@TiffanyTab00 Stop sucking FFGs ass. It’s not worth it.

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@BohemianAtmosp1 Why are you triggered by stairs? No one cares about your feelings, snowflake.

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@anannewithane I don’t. She’s hurting others, not just herself. Fuck her.

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@xqueen_chantalx @BeysPinkyFinger Bro she’s gonna die soon wtf

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@Jen_jen_jen_123 Did people seriously not know? I mean… just look at her.

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@DrP_Principal Behavior is communication. Just takes the right person to listen.

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@provii8 She’s in her own lane. Just leave her alone.

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@BeysPinkyFinger Where are their parents??

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@BeysPinkyFinger Everyday, he’s my fiancé 😂😂

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@RedHeadedPat @mhdksafa Wow neat. You undo all of the times you’ve paid for someone else’s groceries any and every time you vote for/support a Republican. You’re net shitty.

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@CFavocci @CannotHaveSex She isn’t Brandon’s wife anymore though?

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@CannotHaveSex Wow yeah she’s so evil for continuing to care for a man who isn’t really the man she fell in love with and married because she does still love him. What a bitch.