AxialCat

Soon to be your cat overlord. Certified flee-free. Balls of yarn are the enemy. @Axialmatt is stupid.

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

Did someone give me any after getting my hopes up?

[Matt Bragg @Axialmatt]

Did someone say treats?

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

@Axialmatt I left you a present (that’s definitely not a dead mouse) under a piece of furniture. Enjoy your birthday scavenger hunt!

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

@Axialmatt Please just do something. Anything.

[Shannon @iShannonCR]

@Axialmatt Free @AxialCat !!!!

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

@btiller531 @Axialmatt With a toy around the tail. I thought that was clear, but obviously not if nobody will help me.

[Matt Bragg @Axialmatt]

@trueblueoval1 @AxialCat Like twice a day at least

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

@Axialmatt You watch that hand tomorrow

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

@Axialmatt Keep pretending

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

@AyyyTilley @Axialmatt I had another man pet me all day.

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

@Axialmatt How many years have I been asking for a mouse? And the new guy gets one after TWO DAYS?

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

I have a pet now. https://t.co/rru14jjz6R

[Matt Bragg @Axialmatt]

Rescued this little guy from a tight spot today. I guess he lives with me now. Say hello to "Liquid" the snake

[Friday The 13th Game @Friday13thGame]

@Riffels89 @AchievementHunt @Axialmatt We like the guy.

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

@Axialmatt Happy Birthday, buddy. I would've gotten you something but... ya know.

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

@SpencerinNL @Zrosaviour @AchievementHunt There's an arsenal at the AH office you say... interesting...

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

I just took a four week nap. What did I miss?

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

What is the purpose of those springy things on the walls next to doors if not to entertain me?

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

...you said you wouldn't tell. https://t.co/bNKdIHxiKu

[Matt Bragg @Axialmatt]

@pinkcatminhT pfft she loves it. Honestly I was trying to take pictures and she just shoved her head on them

[😎 @faultyschlong]

Please share this

[AxialCat @AxialCat]

@Axialmatt @IAmLindsayJones Referring of course to the television, and not your cat who is a key member of the Bragg organization.