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if crying yourself to sleep was an Olympic sport I would probably still find a way to lose

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I would like to thank @GavinFree for the best senior quote

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@JFG0995 @EmeryTimothy @delilahluv19 @PopBase No it was the Thai operator of Burger King. So the Thai branch came up with the decision

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@jarvis Are one of the girls gonna be a duck?

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@Jessi0265 @MojangStatus My bedrock realm just went back up a few seconds ago so it may be fixed now

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@sbhogo Apparently it was the starlink satelite train. But so clear tonight!

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Anyone in Phoenix, AZ just see the lights? What were those? Hundreds of tiny lights in a line, really poor camera quality tho. Looked way bigger than a plane. Hovered about 20 min before turning away and flying off

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@TheSims Why are they white????

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Just found out that Saguaro loves @KekePalmer

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I found out that my new puppy Saguaro likes to watch movies, shows, and YouTube videos, so I’m going to have her review a bunch.

Today she watched @lilsimsie and she loved her.

So her current list is:
Yes: Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, Lilsimsie

No: Dr Phil

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Just woke up from a dream where I got a job at some factory and one of my coworkers was Harry styles so I asked why he was working there and he said “times are tough, I had to get a second job”

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@losfamgeles I’m tall and my husband is short but everywhere we go, he runs. I think he’s used to running to catch up to people but I like to look around and take my time haha

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reflecting on my favorite twitter interaction of 2022

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@kurtisconner 11k views and 1k likes says a lot, kurtis

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Michael’s favorite person on Earth is @rhettmc so I play @Mythical videos for him every day. He loves Rhett’s voice. You can see him perk up when the camera shows Rhett again lol

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@plumbellayt I had the exact same haircut and there’s a picture of me looking sadly into the corner with this haircut. I need to find it because it’s the funniest pic of me

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@lily_g_n I’m 23 and I still ask. If anyone tries to start anything when I ask, I just ask for money (for legos)

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@oofdontremindme @shortkinglwt @kurtisconner Someone formed a mosh pit at a We The Kings concert once and I got punched in the eye. So I can see a Harry Styles pit

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@thereadyset What if you played one of your first songs live 👀 like the ones that were on MySpace

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@lilsimsie It isn’t free for me :(

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@RoosterTeeth This is the corporate version of “damn sorry you feel that way I guess :/ not my fault tho”

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@GeoffLRamsey Can something be done to compensate Kdin for what’s happened and to pay her for her work? I feel like that would be a great apology. And you would probably be able to have slightly more say than others. RT needs to actively fix what was done in any way possible