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licensed esthetician & makeup artist 💋
Demonio vestio de mujer

[Nea "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

Once i brought in a ketamine spray tucked in my kneehigh boot. Security found it. i said it was for my allergies. They handed it back, stating “If its allergy spray, we gotta see it go up your nose”. Right, they were looking for GHB. I did 6 spritzes for them & walked in with it!

[🫧 @ctrlgrls]

i keep spending money and i still haven’t gotten paid yet

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

the universe putting me the worlds traumatic experiences so i can learn the lesson you can always start again and again and again

[miles 🍀 @FOURTUN4TE]

it’s always “kill your local pedophile” until somebody actually does it

[˙𐃷˙ @upyearning]

Mom told me that she was so upset when Amy Winehouse died and that before she passed she was thinking of writing her a letter offering up our house to stay with us for a few months to get better

[Renee Riffee @EveA911]

@TheJaeVESper I just had a fan girl moment !

[Rockstar☕️ @mochalattegirly]

@lovesickmani This not funny but it is😭😭

[R⌖DDY @dckhouse]

just outbid myself 5 times on ebay not knowing it was me

[poet @wavstxr]

ya crazy as hell if u think BPD is just a woman disorder , niggas with BPD just straight up kill people lol

[baddiemari @marialovesx3]

@allreactvids the “what?” & uh uh gets me every time 😭😭

[ianaxx 💎 @lvrgrllx]

@imfynerthanfyne he said

[beefe @63ORGE_RUSSELL]

responded to a customer by saying “i understand” and she came back with “actually i don’t think you do”

[oracle 𝟙𝟛🐺 @StormEllimac]

as a native new yorker why tf do i have to jump through hoops, have kids, be in a DV situation or go through the shelter to get a damn apartment… but becky from Minnesota moves here & gets a luxury rent stabilized housing connect unit WITH A PRIVATE PATIO???

[Grace @gracecamille_]

accidentally made eye contact with an outrageously dressed person 3x so i said “i love this look” and she replied “i didn’t ask”

[swinky @swinkying]

When will u wear wigs

[“patique” @murd3rweapon]

he giving Cuban in the first hat

[Texas Isaiah @TexasIsaiah]

this video is TEARING ME UP

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when I’m watching a movie & they knock out the kiIIer BUT DON’T KlLL HIM?? 😭😭 like are you coo? SMOKE HIM!

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work