Rich Austin

A man with all the charisma of a sackful of dead rats

[Cottingham Comedy @CottComedyClub]

What a gorgeous night of stand-up that was. @paulsilkywhite was absolutely phenomenal. Thank you for gracing our stage! x

[Laughing Mash @LaughingMash]

Friz Frizzle, a musical comedian who has written for West End Shows and Radio 4, will be previewing his new show... https://t.co/zlWexPxzU0

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

This is tonight https://t.co/lroDBfI8Tb

[Cottingham Comedy @CottComedyClub]

We're expecting another sell-out crowd for November (Thurs 17th) so we'd advise buying cheaper tickets in advance: https://t.co/GjYpzlZaG0

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

Cricket Bat Man #AddaWordRuinaMovie

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

#AddaWordRuinaMovie Sexual Predator

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

@jedns "last night I fucked your wife""how'd you know it was my wife?" "She said her husband was a big pimp looking motherfucker with a hat"

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

@jedns "nobody likes you, everybody hates you, you're gonna lose. Smile you fuck" @SkinnyRobin says to the mirror of his boat every morning

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

@jedns "I think I fucked a squirrel to death last night and I don't even remember it"

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

@jedns @SkinnyRobin @AndyWoolston I'll be back

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

I've been on this twitter for about 2yrs now and still don't get it. I don't really understand Facebox either but at least there's pictures

[Loonatik and Drinks @LoonatikDrinks]

'Saw Misgivings' is here. Come! New Shorts #7: MIDNIGHT MOVIES London Short Film Festival http://t.co/jFHaMNjn

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

Kids are a bit like Sambucas. Once you've had 2 or 3 your hangovers tend to be a lot worse

[Baldymemike @BaldyMemike]

#nazisongbook SS Express

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

@AndyWoolston @jedns 4 hours into the journey and you're just crying

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

@jedns it's a perfectly reasonable question

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

@GusTheFox I know who Ian Huntley is. I went to Air Cadets with him. He wore a sombrero there too, the twat.

[Andy @Andyhullfc]

Awesome night at @thenewclarence watching @jedns and @axisofstupidity do what they do best! Awesome night guys, look 4ward to to tuesday

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

@Qualitybutcher @thenewclarence @jedns cheers Andy, thanks for supporting the night, pleased you enjoyed it.

[Rich Austin @axisofstupidity]

@1MikeJohnston @jedns thanks Mike pleased you enjoyed it, thanks for supporting us.