My coworker and I were on the bus heading home after work when she started complaining, “my bf didn’t text me good morning, so I’m not texting him good night either.” A grandma sitting nearby, probably in her 70s, overheard us and immediately turned around: “Baby, the moment that man starts bringing out your demonic side, let him go. You’re supposed to be a princess, why are you acting like your father? You need a man who brings out your soft, feminine side. The second you start acting like Deebo from Friday, wrap it up.” Best dating advice I’ve ever heard 😭😭