May🦋

Thank you, next ...

[May🦋 @tracey09_]

Cramps really ain't no joke but long as I ain't pregnant, bring it on bitch...

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I miss the days when you could quit your job and have a new one three days later...

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

The other day a woman in the parking lot yelled at me, "I love your dress! Does it have pockets?" And I plunged my hands into the pockets and yelled back, "Girl, it has pockets!" And we both squealed.

I love women...

[May🦋 @tracey09_]

@_ayandamay 😭😂

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

iphone: i’m gonna install this update tonight while you sleep
…
iphone: ok so i didn’t do it

[May🦋 @tracey09_]

@_ayandamay Damn

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

“You’re still a baddie.” - I whisper to myself whilst tucking into bed at 7:40 pm on a Friday.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Me: it has Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya in it.
My Dad: and is that two people or three people?

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Yesterday I had chicken, rice & broccoli…. Today , I’m having Rice , broccoli & chicken 😭😭😭

[May🦋 @tracey09_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly white man by himself.

[May🦋 @tracey09_]

Living with your parents at 23 is an infinite money glitch which is great until youre trying to have sex

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Am I the only person who uses the GPS everytime in the car but you know the direction it’s just for the ETA? lol

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Why doesn't Netflix allow screenshot. How do I discuss about the shows I watch with my friends ??
Why tf are you so insecure Netflix?????
Grow up

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Females turn 19 and start doing anything... Like why yoh man 38😭😂

[May🦋 @tracey09_]

I'd rather die before I ask a man for some money, I don't know how y'all do it 😭

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Only black people make you guess who passed away 😂😂 😂

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Drake makes music for nggas that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong?

[May🦋 @tracey09_]

If you would’ve told me back in 2009 that Pitbull (a.k.a. Mr. Worldwide) would have no major scandals and be considered kind of wholesome and still be wildly popular in 2026. I would not believe you, but here we are.

[May🦋 @tracey09_]

AI could disappear tomorrow and nothing would change for any of us except life would progressively get better and better from that point on.

[May🦋 @tracey09_]

AI could disappear tomorrow and nothing would change for any of us except life would progressively get better and better from that point on.