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[Geo @GeoGeoKE]

@iExpresske Hello Team @iExpresske How many Retweets for iPhone 16 Pro Max ?
Regards.

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

AGC Tenwek hospital built a Cardio Thoracic facility from scratch.

It cost about kah. 5 Billion.

176 beds, 6 theatre, a lab, a blood bank, 52 ICU units, endoscopy.

[Chinese Embassy in Kenya @ChineseEmbKenya]

A visual timeline of China’s zero-tariff treatment for African countries:

[Geo @GeoGeoKE]

@SharonO44776 It depends 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Geo @GeoGeoKE]

@MartinnaMaree @mama_hawi Mano ber ahinya

[Geo @GeoGeoKE]

@MartinnaMaree Hahahhaha

[Geo @GeoGeoKE]

@joanjonas71 True

[Geo @GeoGeoKE]

@ShaniaWagema Smh

[Geo @GeoGeoKE]

@SharonO44776 Mmmmm

[N𝕖𝕙𝕕𝕦𝕞 @onlyCFrancisco]

Baby back to life, no panic no rush, a professional who is aware of his duties. Remarkable

[Geo @GeoGeoKE]

@tom_mzaliwa Congratulations Congratulations

[Tom Mzaliwa @tom_mzaliwa]

What is a failed state? Ask William that question.

[Tom Mzaliwa @tom_mzaliwa]

Citizens, this' what i had alluded to when I put it to y' last time that graft in this country was a tradition. The judiciary EACC DCI NIS...top management of state corp'ns are all linked in it all. The best option 4 u still in employment is to join them!

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

This is what happens when the JSC refuses to perform its function of removing incompetent and corrupt Judges.

The People exercise their residual power of removal. Well done, LSK Murunga Chapter for rejecting Lady Justice Dorah Chepkwony. She cannot block investigations against herself yet seek to sit and determine disputes between litigants.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Court has warned KRA to go for real thieves, not NIL filers.

There is a company called Kapwell Enterprises Limited.

Their business is not complicated. They sell cargo clearing and forwarding services.

When they started, they had no one to show them mashimo. They only had hope and determination.

They hit the road.

2013, no deal.
2014, zero deal.
2015, no nothing.

Kazi ni kufile tu NIL returns.

As the director was busy tarmacking and accumulating tiny stones under his shoe heels,

Some crooks had stolen & were busy importing goods using Kapwell’s KRA PIN.

In 2018, Kapwell has known mashimo. They are minting real money. KRA notices.

They decided to audit.

Checking their internal customs system, they discovered that Kapwell’s PIN had imported goods worth 25M in 2013 and 2014. Yet they had filed NIL returns faithfully.

KRA went mad.

They took the 25M, added a fictitious 20% profit margin, computed income tax, VAT, penalties and interest, and slapped Kapwell with a tax bill of 11M.

Next morning at 3am, the director akagurumuka. He reached for his phone to check time. Saw an email notification. Hoping it was a client, he opened it.

Bahati mbaya, it was KRA. Delivering the bill.

Sleep ended instant.

• Lesson 1: usiku wacha simu sitting room.

At dawn, without even taking tea, he rushed to KRA to report a system error. Akaambiwa ndugu keti. He was shown mad numbers on the screen.

He swore he had never imported such goods.
KRA wakamwabia hii utalipa.

He ran to the police and reported a case of identity theft. Got an OB number. Took it back to KRA and asked them to investigate who had used his company PIN. He even gave them a list of competitors he suspected.

He then served KRA all of his bank statements. They were all zeros for those years.

But KRA could not hear any of it.

As KRA is doing all this, it is unaware of one dangerous sentence chilling quietly in Kenyan tax law.

It reads:
• KRA SHALL make inquiries into all tax issues raised by a taxpayer.

Make sure to underline the word SHALL. MANDATORY.

KRA did not investigate. Their position was:

• PIN ni yako. 11M ni yako. Lipa.

Frustrated, he ran to court.

The Tribunal asked KRA: Where is your investigation report?

- KRA said hakuna.

Tribunal invoked the one dangerous sentence. You still remember it?

• KRA SHALL make inquiries.

Tribunal ruled that the word SHALL is MANDATORY.

Tribunal concluded Kapwell was a victim of identity theft.
11M tax was set aside.

You would think that is the end. Noo.

KRA retreated to Times Tower swearing: 11M haiwezi enda hivo. Aje?

They appealed to the High Court.

In court, Kapwell was asked:
Why don’t you want to pay tax under your PIN ndugu?

He responded: My lord, I have no problem paying taxes. But not for goods I never bought, never touched, and never sold.

The good judge asked him: What do you mean?

He responded: My Lord, if you owe your landlord 100K. You take the 100k bundle to his office and hand it to him. As he starts counting, a thief storms in, orders everyone down, and in the confusion the landlord throws the money back at you. The thief grabs it and disappears. Have you paid rent or not?

The court went silent.

The judge asked him: Kapwell what are you saying?

He replied: My Lord, who should the landlord pursue for the money? You the tenant or the thief?

Judge removed his spectacles.

Paused.

Then sided with Kapwell.

The 11M tax was set aside.

KRA wakaambiwa waende watafute wezi wawalipe.

Case closed.

Lesson 2.

• KRA cannot tax a victim of identity theft.

• KRA must go for the real beneficiary thief.

[Pradeep Natarajan @pnatarajanmd]

Grateful to share that I’ve been promoted to Professor of Medicine @harvardmed @Harvard.
I am deeply thankful for my family, mentors, collaborators, and trainees who have carried me here.

[Geo @GeoGeoKE]

@MartinnaMaree Mmmm

[Carla de Sousa @cmcsousa]

Finding the perfect equilibrium between bleeding and ischemia after ACS is a real challenging for all cardiologists. This is even more true in women. At #CPC2026 Prof @Drroxmehran shared her value inputs on this topic. Amazing talk!
#CPCInMotion
@spcardio
@mmamas1973

[La Patrona @karimiBeryl]

I hate it when a woman lacks situational awareness. She will move on from being dragged in a day or two, and even create more messy posts, but this video will be paid for by all women for years to come. You cannot ‘it was just a joke’ your way out of social bias.

[Geo @GeoGeoKE]

@MartinnaMaree Hehehe