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i have accepted my fate. long live @axl_krank. never forget.

[beepboopbop @axl_stank]

PSA: i was hacked and lost access to my actual twitter so using this to peruse the feed xx :-P

[beepboopbop @axl_stank]

An Appalachian strip club called Bluegrass and Titties

[beepboopbop @axl_stank]

Thinking about Allen Iverson’s agent in 2026

[beepboopbop @axl_stank]

at the intersection of penis and vagina

[mirthmasterr @vrunt]

elon musk on his way to another hard day at work

[Silly Stu @sillystu4u]

Saw a very nonchalant Bart in my dream last night. He said "Go ahead. Have a cow." Woke up in tears

[Disco Elysium Quotes @DiscoExcerpt]

“What, you’ve never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

[Sam @halaljew]

I am happy to go on the record as a Jewish New Yorker and say that any Jew who is “afraid of Zohran Mamdani” is at best naive and at worst just a typical american Islamophobe. Do you think he’s going to incite pogroms? Are you insane? He’s a moderate social democrat, get a grip!

[beepboopbop @axl_stank]

filet minon

[sellcash(💙,🧡) @axl_krank]

me: “one time we ran out of milk and my mom told me to use vanilla coffee creamer in my cereal instead. it tasted like shit.”

my therapist: “childhood trauma can take many forms.”

[sellcash(💙,🧡) @axl_krank]

need a pee wee herman x thom browne collab

[sellcash(💙,🧡) @axl_krank]

rise and shine! it’s gay figma loading bar szn !

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

You should be able to see people's health bars on Zoom

[ᛃ @KAVARI_]

meth and skyrim type of night

[sellcash(💙,🧡) @axl_krank]

you’re telling me that a boar gave this head?

[beepboopbop @axl_stank]

@ThomBriggs @doxie_gay this is my rifle. there are many like it, but this one is mine

[beepboopbop @axl_stank]

@AngryTomtweets fuck you

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

29 years ago today.

[💀Pooletergeist💀 @JamesPPoole]

Biblically accurate Butt-Head

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Cum Town final episode. Reach out to the men in your life. They are hurting today.