Alex Bee

Enjoys 🤣⚾️ 🏀🎸🤘🍿🎥 🍕🍔📷 | Sprung from cages out on highway 9 | Rutgers Alum & Creative Strategist | Mets / Rutgers / Jets

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[Julian Nicholas @JNicholasNYC]

the knicks city dancers should launch copies of the epstein files from the t-shirt cannons

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

Guys this is only gonna piss off and empower Wemby!

Dude loves a walkable city and he couldn’t muster up the hate against the Knicks being from Americas most walkable city.

[HayleyBecker @HaylBecks]

Sorry this is just insane. You can’t walk around midtown manhattan? Gtfo

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Someone somewhere in some remote part of the world watched Home Alone 2 and always dreamed of visiting New York City one day. That day is here. They saved up their $, planned their trip, and are landing late Monday night. The LIRR doors open at Penn Station, and they are filled with anticipation, euphoria, and a renewed sense of freedom as their lifelong bucket list adventure is about to begin. As they step onto the platform, someone wearing a Frank Ntilikina jersey is eating the neck of the train conductor. The Knicks have won Game 3.

[Joe Holder @JoeHolder_]

This is so NYC specific it’s insane 😭😭😭

[Kris Pursiainen @krispursiainen]

Jalen Brunson is rocking his Kobe 6 Anakin to Vader PEs against known Star Wars fan Victor Wembanyama

The storylines that matter

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

@TJHitchings Very confusing finals for original NJ Nets & Rutgers fans who now root for the Knicks and also love Wemby.

KAT and Jalen being born in Rutgers back yard made it easy to claim the Knicks as jersey’s team now

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

@SpyHards Making them all their own separate adventures and kinda silly again.

Let Tarantino do his casino Royale by the book period piece

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

@elmo @MrAdeyemiMason I thought Sesame Street is in NYC?! Cmon Elmo

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

@juliefalbo “Remember that time a deer possessed by aliens walked on to the field and talked to Francisco Lindor?” Feels like a think we would really say.

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Had to put The Beast from Sicario over this

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

It’s going to be so confusing navigating Manhattan when every street is named after Jalen Brunson

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

@AbbeyMastracco Yes! Also similar cause I’m having a hard time rooting against him when playing my orange and blue team in the postseason.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

You can feel the excitement in the air around NYC!

People are just walking around whistling Roundball Rock!

(It’s me, I’m people)

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

@dcrowleyprod This villain has aged incredibly. Bond movies doing “Fake News” almost 30 years ago.

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

@jemelehill Even funnier cause the only reason I know that is an episode of the TV show he created

[Alex Bee @axlebee]

Gary Cohen and Daniel Murphy talking about defensive metrics:

Did “Net Negative” enter one of their minds? Both? One of them had to think of it.