AxonFlux

just swimming around in this sea of blather, poking at sharks.

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@StephenAtHome How has the definition for “trumpery” not made it into your monologues yet?
Trumpery: noun - attractive articles of little value or use.
Trumpery: adjective - showy but worthless

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@StephenAtHome Why even finish the whole crossword?

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One minute back on Twitter and I’m reminded of why I haven’t tweeted in...years? I don’t even know.

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@realDonaldTrump Do you even know what region Crimea is in without consulting a map? SAD.

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@jimmyfallon I know every word to and shamelessly sing Baby Got Back whenever I hear it. #WhyImSingle

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@realDonaldTrump Please don't talk about your D. I'm eating cocktail wieners and the resemblance is too real for me. #easyd

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@realDonaldTrump yeah, because it's Christmas you dolt.

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@TheRobDyke How long have you been developing your book?

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@realDonaldTrump You represent the people, not Mike Pence. Please remember that.

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Hey @iamjohnoliver, some good foreigners keep up with the US, too. Make the Trump vid available to everyone, please.

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@kelsey_moman 😔

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Loneliness is really, really tough. #lonely

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If you watch anything today, make it this. https://t.co/aEYKNzNuX9

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My throat is not being a team player. #sick #thatinnuendotho

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@jimmyfallon The ceremony was over in 8 minutes and the fellow sitting behind me cracked open a beer while the couple kissed. #WeddingFail

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@realDonaldTrump Hey, Führer Drumpf. How's about you tone down the fascism? Copacetic?

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Acronymize me, Jack! @jacksfilms #yiayname

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I should have known better. #justanotherdisappointment

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There is a frostbite warning in effect for tomorrow night. 😳

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@Onision Even if he succeeded, it would only be until he's overthrown. In my opinion, it's worth getting away from the tyranny.