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'the worst thing to happen to anyone, ever.' - the new york times, eventually

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*don draper lights a lucky strike, takes a long pull*

[garshmo @garshmo]

Imagine having the fattest ass at Target

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the brightest minds of our generation are miniaturizing our most advanced technology into $7 gas station vapes that will fill you with the heaviest metals you can dream of and near-lethal amounts of nicotine

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Wishbone killed eight confederate traitors when he held the line at Cemetary Ridge with XI Corps

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@bramtoker @brinetimelive o hell ya pimps

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when i take my sweaters out of storage it's over for y'all

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese

me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show

guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda?

me: kraft single

guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister

[que cera cera @axtang]

listening to say anything on the orange line in 2026, time is a flatter circle than I ever thought possible

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@madison_face me too tbh

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are there better looking, better adjusted, generally better people out there whose short term memories haven't been ruined by smoldering depression? what are we talking about again?

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Just left John Hopkins medical facility. A panel of cardiologists are doing a case study on my heart. Said they’ve never seen one this broken before. Keep me in mind today if you can✌️

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@eggsfart h…hello

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@notnatnotnatno @eggsfart bet he’s team jacob

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@eggsfart @notnatnotnatno I forgive you but I can’t forget this

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@eggsfart @notnatnotnatno This is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me

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@eggsfart lulu don’t look….brian hello

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@notnatnotnatno this really is secret tech

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@eggsfart NOBODY is talking about this!!!

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@elnmss Happy birthday to the big man!!!!!!

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@eggsfart @natalietchang Real one reporting for duty sir