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fashion graduate who drinks too much. 24

[Geo 🦅 @CPFC_GEO]

Ant McPartlin enjoying a curry:

[fefe @fefewhitee]

i definitely thought this was jay pritchett

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[Josh Jeffery @JeffCarnage]

Pain Au Sockalat

[doctor cigarettes 🇵🇸 @_nalloooon]

Me liking every Gary Barlow’s son tweet I see x

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

This has sent me to heaven I am deceased

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

i get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me like oops sorry ladies im not a flower hehe but its so sweet that you thought i was

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

No, Gary from Blackpool with 1 GCSE, two brain cells and three teeth, Dr Ahmed the surgeon did not steal your job.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

You may think no one is there for you, but there's laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

[Tom Noble @_Noble]

I’m sorry but all these joke candidates are deeply unfunny and make a mockery of our electoral system… but anyway enough about Rees Mogg, how did baked bean head man get on

[G @Elvisfromhell_]

Ant McPartlin eating a curry:

[Remembering Ruby @KindlyLoudly]

A thread about why, if you fancy dessert, you should always order dessert.

When Ruby was 13, we had a family holiday with Ruby’s cousins in Helford, Cornwall.

The kids all did a sailing course - it was a bitterly cold week where it really didn’t feel like July.

🧵 1/n

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/cl2FOU5EtX

[★ ANASTAZIA ★ @__Anastazia__]

Ross: “My mum doesn’t make that good a roast”
Diane: “Well you’ll have to come to my house to try one”
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

This is so me—the ending? Yep, that’s me

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[jack rooke 👋 @jackrooke]

It was a truly fucking pathetic call from whomever decided to censor Siobhán McSweeney’s full-length, incredible, respectful & beautiful BAFTA speech. Please watch it in full here 💖