I am getting married in 2025 to a God fearing and God loving spouse from the right family to start a family that will glorify Christ.
God will align my footsteps to meet my spouse very shortly.
Hi guys, can you all help me by sharing this thread...
This is my journey of the last 11 months of dealing with the @GEPF_SA with regards to getting my mom's money.
She was an SAPS employee for 26 years!
When I tell you how many stories I've had to deal with mxm
Guys, can I tell you that it's been 11 months since my mom passed and @GEPF_SA has been giving me a run around with my mom's money...
Below will be a thread of how @GEPF_SA has been ducking and diving paying out my mom's pension.
Men really believe in humbling women and I don’t get it. Because what business do you have pursuing someone, and then get mad because they want to be properly courted? 😭😭😭
Uyaphi kwi talking stages kodwa awuna mali yazo?
I have a man , he loves me dearly , he is a Christian 🥹he speaks to me everyday, every hour…he can’t imagine his life without me, he is as clingy as Iam. And he wants to Marry me 🥹🥹❤️
Shortened #SONA2024
• Mourn thy neighbour- Namibian prez.
• Remember that horrible time in 1994? 😉 Vote emotionally.
• Cue in Mandela's name and that one famous Zulu king.
• Talk of the constitution and imaginary kumbaya session between South Africans of different backgrounds.
• Bragging about creating opportunities that, and I quote, "never existed before."
• 2008 global recession blamed for local poverty.
• Putin and Zelensky's war also got stray bullets.
• Money was stolen from the government, by government. Everyone knows all who are implicated, but we're all just gonna wait for one of them to die off or something. State capture!
• More thinly veiled jibes at Jay-Z now that he's got a new gig.
• Covid. Bladdy covid.
• Men are beating and killing women. Guys we gotta do something about it. Anyway...
• Climate change, hey.
• Tinswalo was born in 1994 and we're going to use her life as an analogy for this country's devolution. (I'd hate to be Tinswalo)
• Tinswalo lived a state-funded life so she's lucky to be alive because we funded her existence.
• I'm mentioning some facts that you're aware of as an ordinary South African so that you can see that I'm aware of things. Unemployment. Uhm... youths are unemployed. The Unemployment of youths. Yes.
• We have more black managers in the country (the country where the majority is black. Yes that country.)
• Let's rebuild (the things that our government neglected for years)
• State capture! Again.
• We're going to end loadshedding. One day. Some day. At some point in time.
• We're building more power lines over the next 5 years. 😉 vote for my party.
• There's a new fund to steal from: the Climate Change Response fund. Yay!
• There was traffic at our ports. We haven't fully cleared it, but we want you to know that we know. Also, the war in the Middle-East means we can gain by being a docking station. Hello Vasco da Gama.
• More people have Internet because of us (✋️😀 daddy, that's a global thing hey.)
• There will be a really really fast train between Joburg and Durbs. (But sir, the slower, cheaper train has failed for years now...)
• We're going to end loadshedding. You'll see. Stru. Mafra. I swear.
• On employment, we're doing great guys. Forget what I said earlier. We created jobs. We're also giving out free money.
• People are dying later in life now (so that they can enjoy this pitiful existence for an extended period. Yay)
• You think you have no water? Huh?! Apartheid was worse. Enjoy watershedding, you thankless lot.
• Political jargon and gibberish to pass time and make the speech longer.
• Crime! Ohhh we're definitely dealing with those guys hey. Look at all the security forces we're forming. We're fighting crime. Bringing our bicycles to an F1 race right here, baby. Winning!
• We are solving global wars! Well, not solving, but saying something about it. (READ: We are writing stern letters to the BBC.)
• Mention of Africa, for ambiance.
• Covid again.
• Cue in the violins as I speak like we're equals.
• We've been through a lot together, guys.
• I know what you're thing through.
• Democracy. My party. Economic growth.
• Apartheid. Jibe at EFF.
• I was physically there when the constitution was penned. In not your mate. I'm superior.
• The next 30 years are gonna be a jol, guys. (lol)
• Cue in the Mandela quote. Blah blah, fishpaste.
• "Like Madiba, we must keep moving, always forward." (Does he know about 5 Dec 2005? 👀)
An acquaintance of mine says his ex wife was your dad’s girlfriend back in the day and there was an incident where you guys had a little plane crash in your dad’s Cessna. You, her and your dad. They say it wasn’t anything too bad but when the plane stopped your dad jumped out and left you. Please confirm if this story is true and if it is then I understand why. You are annoying.
🚨MISSING PERSON🚨
Please help us find AMU SIDU from Kwa-Thema, she was last seen at Bulithando Park wearing a black T-shirt, jeans and pink sneakers‼️
If you have any information please DM us or contact +27 65 869 6863
Today we had no lights for close to 14 hours. My insulin got warm sitting in a fridge that wasn’t on and I can’t get any more until Dischem calls for me to collect. But I mean haha I guess ?