《DANNITO》☆

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Road to 2k..

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[《DANNITO》☆ @ayamdannito]

GUYS BE WARNED.....THREAD
"Yesterday i went home very late from an official function and because i no other means of transport, i decided to use a bodaboda, on arriving home, I alighted, paid the guy and left. As i approached our gate, 🤣🤣🤣....

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Electricity costs have gone up again.

EPRA has added new charges that will increase power bills by Sh5.18 per unit in July.

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

Another day another chance to do great or be great, we try again 🙏🏽

[Kestin @keskanana]

Mapenzi gani hii unashinda umepost mpoa wako na yeye hajawai kupost mahali😂

[GADDAFI 🏆🇵🇸 @daweed_004]

Hii mambo ya kupea goons free pass will one day eat it's own children

[Kithure Kindiki @_KithureKindiki]

The primitive culture of political violence poses grave danger to our country’s future.
Reject and expose the sponsors and enablers of violence; whether hiding behind notam, tutam, fotam, longtam or whatever other political sloganeering.

[Medulla of Lang'ata @Ian_yuko_tu]

Kulewa ndio upate mistari za kukatiana ni kutumia AI. Alcohol intelligence.

[Gary Goodridge @garyhgoodridge]

Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Arrows and machetes in 2026? Murkomen & Raymond Omollo have completely Failed this nation.

[Gary Goodridge @garyhgoodridge]

You’re not behind. You’re on your timeline.

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

Ndo kuachiliwa huku slaughter house after kuchinja Indian gods kama seventeen

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING NEWS

The NYAYO TORTURE CHAMBERS are back

Those arrested on 25th demonstration were taken

To unfinished UNAFFORDABLE houses, tortured

& beaten, then dropped in Ngong forest at midnight

To be eaten by hyenas

We have a government being LED by the DEVIL HIMSELF

[William Not Shakespeare @ngumaa__]

The actual hiding spot of Saddam Hussein

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Ngoma za Octopizzo hukua na long introduction ndio ikupee opportunity ya kuzima tv before aanze kuimba ujinga

[《DANNITO》☆ @ayamdannito]

@DrDennisOuma I really doubt if you are really a doctor!
Labda witch doctor

[Anyamah Wa Anyamah @Wa_Anyamah]

Fanya fujo uone 🤣🤣🤣
We're officially a goon republic.

#JusticeForOurMashujaas

[Eünæh @YaGal_Eunndrio]

High school kulikuwa na Hawa walimu walikuwa na accent na bado ndio walikuwa wanainsist kudictate notes...mkiwa lesson ya chem mnasikia njahe n njambi heated 300 degrees and 400 degrees respectively. Unapenduka kuliza desky hao ni akina nani kumbe alimanisha jar A and Jar B lmfao

[Musila™ @SMusilakimeu]

Mumama: Pack your things and go

me:👇💀

[𝗦𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗵 @ombotojr]

Date cancelled because the bitch wants me to love her more than I love my mom

[Kate 💦😍 @MissLingard14]

Rigathi Gachagua looking Gideon Moi being attacked by President William Ruto instead of Him.