𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。

A muse of #LieutenantHoney | Parody account | beware nsfw themes | mdni | 21+ | mother of 2.

[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

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❝ 𝙸 𝙶𝙾𝚃 𝙰𝙳𝙳𝙸𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙰 𝙻𝙾𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙶𝙰𝙼𝙴. ❞

ᴀ ᴍᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʟɪᴇᴜᴛᴇɴᴀɴᴛʜᴏɴᴇʏ
#narutorp

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[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

(Getting random notifications about shit I don’t care about lmao respectfully twitter, fuck you and fuck that 🤣)

[Bellesa @bellesaco]

if they've seen ur tiddies they owe u a valentine's day gift btw

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

How to apologize to me:

[NAD @diira__]

Beautiful nail art for christmas.

[Beauty ✨ @Outfit_Luxy]

Nails inspo

[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

She’s up with her daughter, baby was hungry.

[𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 @shezreading]

“My son turned out fine” your son gets turned on when I call him daddy..

[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

( Its part of the job description. He knew what he was getting into when he married her. )

[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

Stressing her husband out is her favourite pastime.

[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

Her boobs are so sore.

[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

She definitely did not miss the spit up stage of motherhood. She smells like baby throw up now. Definitely gonna need another shower.

[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

He be like, “don’t piss me off” and I continue to tap dance on his last good nerve. Welcome to marriage.

[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

( He should be sleeping rn )

[𝙰𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙴。 @ayamesramen]

( Don’t worry about that 🤣 )