Ayan

Bengali..Physicist..Teacher..Traveller..Gymlover...

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Don't miss the happiness... 🤩🤩

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A worthy reading... 👍👍

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An Indian left his job in India and joined as a salesman in a big departmental store in Canada !!

On the first day, the Indian worked with full josh.

At 6 pm.....

Boss :- "How much of sales did you do on the first day?"

Indian : "Sir, I attended to 1 Sales call."

Boss : "Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the value of your today's one sale?"

Indian : "$93300....!"

Boss : "What?? Unbelievable! But how did you do that?"

Indian : "Sir, 1 customer came in and I sold him a small fishing hook. Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear..."

"Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said to the coastal area...."

"Then I said to him that he would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine schooner boat."

"When he said the boat won't come in his Volkswagen, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat."

"And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent."

"And then he took groceries worth $200 and 2 cases of beer....!"

Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked :- "You sold all this to a person who came just to buy only 1 fish hook???"

Indian : "NO, SIR... He actually came in to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache.... I explained to him that 'Fishing' is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches!!"

Boss : "Where did you work before ???"

Indian : "I was a PRO in a private hospital in India. For any patient who would come in for any 'Minor Complaint', we get the Patient Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc."

Boss : "Will You please sit in my chair?. I shall go to India and join a Private Hospital for Training."

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#feelthegita #feeluniverse

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And we plan to go there who degrade our Motherland... We have more lovely places than them...
#ExploreIndianIsland #ExploreIndianIslands #Bharat

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And we plan to go there for vacations... There are lots of mesmerizing places in Bharat to visit... My tourist friends try them...And we plan to go there for vacations...Currently I am involved in covering 4 Dham and 12 Jyotirlinga...
#ExploreIndianIslands #explorebharat #Bharat

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Some films are not for everyone...
I don't know how your film will do in box-office, but I thank you from the deepest core of my heart for this masterpiece... @vickykaushal09 @RSVPMovies

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@kmc_kolkata @FirhadHakim
Kolkata ground water level has dropped below 18.6% in the last five years. These tap water by the govt is essential for survival. I can just request you to put a knob on the tab.
Place : Sradhananda park to college street road.

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Mesmerizing... 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

A stunning rare view of a rain cloud in action https://t.co/PV9x2XsnZe

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@bankofbaroda This is going on from last 10 days... Kestopur branch, Kolkata... Will authority do something fast about this issue, please !!!